Corrupt A Wish Game

[-CyBeR_EcLiPTiC_MaCHiNE-]

DirtyLarry makes the thread and farms everyone who doesnt say Tim

I wish this thread was locked for spam.

 

[PRIME]

None of the mods read forums anymore.. The madness continues..



Can we all agree that forums is much better when the mods aren't around?

 

[Lemon-N-Lime]

Apparently not.


I wish for a seahorse. :3

 

[DragonRookie]

But you get a sexy mermaid instead...your welcome

I wish I was a wish

 

[ryanto3]

You become the best corrupted wish ever.


I wish that I had the same superpowers as Wolverine.

 

[Planemaster]

You become the best corrupted wish ever.


I wish that I had the same superpowers as Wolverine.

Granted but you become a freak and you are forever alone…

I wish someone would play HAWX with me

 

[Sweet_Pineapple]

You get a 12-year old COD gamer raging at you and swatting you 12 times.

I wish I had a bigger butt.

 

[INC_Epic_Psych0_MCR]

Granted: Your butt is now too big and you can no longer walk through any doors.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, that is what I'd truely like to be, for if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me! (admit it, you sang this)

 

[NinjaFresh]

Sadly the Oscar Meyer wiener truck appears and demands u back. A fat person sees this and eats u b4 u can return.


I wish my kitteh would stop licking his b U Tt hole....

 

[Sweet_Pineapple]

Your kitty found your stash of mushrooms and just licks the air while staring at you erratically.

I wish I wasn't so tempted by all these beautiful girls around me and their beautiful everything.

 

[lIIllIIlIIl_VMA_27_lllIlIIlIIl]

Poof you're playing for the other team and your parents are finally happy.

I wish I was a Ninja

 

[sean893]

You lack the skills to even throw a shuriken!!

I wish I had peace!!

 

[Lemon-N-Lime]

Wish granted. You have peace. No one else does. War rages into chaos, and you are shot down by a tank.


I wish for a cookie.

 

[E-SWAAG-Q]

U get a cookie but it's the flavour u hate the most

I wish for a orange name colour

 

[sean893]

Too bad, orange names doesn't exist now in Kaw!

I wish this thread will have the most number of posts ever!!

 

[Rikkimaru]

Too bad, orange names doesn't exist now in Kaw!

I wish this thread will have the most number of posts ever!!

It won't, the questions thread and it's low effort but effectiveness will outdo this thread forever

 

[sean893]

I wish I was scout-bombed!!

 

[danny_is_kawaii]

I wish satanskin and other jerks would stop hiring away new players' allies

 

[EscapedTaco]

They stop, and then they farm you.



I wish tacos gave you super powers.

 

[danny_is_kawaii]

I wish everyone wasn't so hostile to new players like me who have to grind forever to get anywhere in this game.