Corrupt A Wish Game

You tolerate someone eating your leg during the zombie apocalypse because I was hungry.

I wish I had stacks of boxes full of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng at home as I see when I'm stocking retail at Rite Aid...
 
You had a box full of guns at home, and as you're stocking retail you used a gun and blasted the store!!

I wish my Wifi wasn't interrupted while I was doing important tasks!
 
Your wifi wish is granted however , unlimited wifi means unlimited transfer of communication and unlimited transfer of communication allows countries to intercept spy exchanges thus causing the largest world war known to man. Nuclear mayhem



I wish for everyone in the world to be motivated by love and not money
 
Unfortunately, not everyone has the same mindset so your wish isn't granted!!

I wish I could tiptoe behind someone and shout "Boo!!"
 
You scare the person so bad they turn around and whack your head off with a samurai sword .



I wish I could turn invisible
 
Apparantly, someone wearing an advanced goggles had the ability to see you even if you're invisible. He takes a gun and fires a bullet at your face!!

I wish I can plant ten plants! :D
 
Four plants develop a strange mutation that turn them into man eating monster plants. Not only do they destroy your other six but they eat you too in the process .


I wish I was 42 mil cs on kaw
 
Unfortunately, you will need three more years of effort to reach 42mcs!!

I wish I can drink twenty bottles of 1.5 litre of water in 24 hours!
 
Wish granted, all mods now give free hugs.

I wish that my CS341 lab professor was more rigorous in lab work so I could have an excuse to see her in her office if you know what I mean ;)
 
Granted, but your teacher is taking a while off from work. She got herpes.

I wish my swag level would exceed it's current amount.
 
Granted. Your middle part of you body now replaced all pictures of your face on tinder.


I wish that I was the owner of Microsoft.
 
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