Corrupt A Wish Game

You get a life where you see absolutely nothing at all!!

I wish I can tolerate everyone!!

 

You tolerate someone eating your leg during the zombie apocalypse because I was hungry.

I wish I had stacks of boxes full of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng at home as I see when I'm stocking retail at Rite Aid...

 

You had a box full of guns at home, and as you're stocking retail you used a gun and blasted the store!!

I wish my Wifi wasn't interrupted while I was doing important tasks!

 

Your wifi wish is granted however , unlimited wifi means unlimited transfer of communication and unlimited transfer of communication allows countries to intercept spy exchanges thus causing the largest world war known to man. Nuclear mayhem



I wish for everyone in the world to be motivated by love and not money

 

Unfortunately, not everyone has the same mindset so your wish isn't granted!!

I wish I could tiptoe behind someone and shout "Boo!!"

 

You scare the person so bad they turn around and whack your head off with a samurai sword .



I wish I could turn invisible

 

Apparantly, someone wearing an advanced goggles had the ability to see you even if you're invisible. He takes a gun and fires a bullet at your face!!

I wish I can plant ten plants!

 

Four plants develop a strange mutation that turn them into man eating monster plants. Not only do they destroy your other six but they eat you too in the process .


I wish I was 42 mil cs on kaw

 

Unfortunately, you will need three more years of effort to reach 42mcs!!

I wish I can drink twenty bottles of 1.5 litre of water in 24 hours!

 

And with all that water you will drink makes u go to toilet again and again



I wish that i was lucky and people loved me

 

You win the Lotto and are loved by all people, but killed by a bear.... because bears hate you.

I wish devs would let me in my old account

 

Devs hate you and deleted it




I wish I wasn't perm silenced

 

You wasn't silenced you messed up with strong people and you got perm farm pinned




I wish i had a nice job to buy many seals and xtals

 

Sentence reduced from perm silence, to silenced for 45 years.

I wish you'd kill yourself

 

Too bad I'm already dead


I wish mods would stop power trippin

 

Wish granted, all mods now give free hugs.

I wish that my CS341 lab professor was more rigorous in lab work so I could have an excuse to see her in her office if you know what I mean

 

Granted, but your teacher is taking a while off from work. She got herpes.

I wish my swag level would exceed it's current amount.

 

Wish granted, bishes love cake.

I wish that my face wasn't on Tinder.

 

Granted. Your middle part of you body now replaced all pictures of your face on tinder.


I wish that I was the owner of Microsoft.