Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted: you are instantly killed by a Storm Trooper

I wish my daughter would stop watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse so I could get the Hot Dog song out of my head!!!

 

Granted, your head is now a hotdog.

I wish that I had a wheel of Gouda cheese. That wasn't mouldy, gone bad, and could be eaten

 

Granted, someone steals it from you,

I wish I was hfbc

 

Granted but mother nature wrecks your kingdom :lol:

I wish to be immortal :evil:

 

Sure, but you're trapped inside of a cramped coffin for all of eternity.

I wish I could spew lava out of my ears

 

Granted: but you burn to death

I wish I had friends

 

Granted but they're justin bieber, one direction and teletubbies

I wish i had a loyal one of these:

 

Then it was struck by lighting and went haywire in affect it killed you.


I wish I was superman

 

Granted, but you're stuck in a ball of kryptonite.


I want bacon.

 

Granted but the bacon is stale

I wish I was silph

 

Granted, but then you turned into a role playing noob


I wish I had good equipment and more time to play on kaw

 

Granted, but then you lose your job and therefore can't afford to play KaW anymore.

I wish I could make delicious food appear in front of me without dying and eat it.

 

Granted, your now too fat to move or eat, you starve to death

I wish there were no more ads in WC

 

It was called the PVP event, but everyone opted out or stayed in pin all week not talking..


I wish everyone would reset and we could start over.. Clean slate

 

Granted but then we get a bunch of DirtyLarrys

I wish Santa would keep me on the naughty list

 

Santa called, Christmas is cancelled..




















I wish Chris Farley was still alive and head mod of kaw.. That would be swell.. Roxannes and free ski passes for everyone.. Not too mention an excellent way for staying on the naughty list for next year!

 

Granted: he convices ATA to move into his van down by the river, the river floods, the servers drown, KAW is dead.

I wish that Santa will bring me a new, working, full sized Ford Mustang for Christmas

 

You get drunk and drive off a cliff

I wish I could be you.

 

You can't even match 1% of me.

I wish I had a strong clan.

 

Granted. You HAD a strong clan. They didn't like you, kicked you, and now you're their perma-farm.

I wish I travel safely to Mars and back to Earth again.