DirtyLarry makes the thread and farms everyone who doesnt say Tim I wish this thread was locked for spam.
None of the mods read forums anymore.. The madness continues.. Can we all agree that forums is much better when the mods aren't around?
Granted: Your butt is now too big and you can no longer walk through any doors. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, that is what I'd truely like to be, for if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me! (admit it, you sang this)
Sadly the Oscar Meyer wiener truck appears and demands u back. A fat person sees this and eats u b4 u can return. I wish my kitteh would stop licking his b U Tt hole....
Your kitty found your stash of mushrooms and just licks the air while staring at you erratically. I wish I wasn't so tempted by all these beautiful girls around me and their beautiful everything.
Wish granted. You have peace. No one else does. War rages into chaos, and you are shot down by a tank. I wish for a cookie.
Too bad, orange names doesn't exist now in Kaw! I wish this thread will have the most number of posts ever!!
I wish everyone wasn't so hostile to new players like me who have to grind forever to get anywhere in this game.