Corrupt A Wish Game

I am not worthy as a warrior, so Taco didn't give me any super-powers!!

I wish my troops can chat with another kingdom's troops!

 

Oh man, tap tapping is like major hard work, and FYI, those people buying the allies are helping you make money.. It's called VOLLYING..


I wish that there was dedicated newb patrol to help these wayward souls...

 

I wish the pay from volleying 20m allies wasn't so bad.

 

The ally prices per hire raises higher than usual, sooner or later you can't afford it!!

I wish I was a conquerer!

 

You become one but your wife leaves you



I wish I was over 2 mill cs 

 

It will take you a very long way to reach 2mcs!!

I wish I could trade allies for someone else's allies!

 

You trade all your allies with a noob, you get a 10m ally in return

I wish I was a king

 

On the royal day where a new King is crowned, unfortunately it wasn't you!!

I wish I can assassinate someone's troops 1,000 times without a failing action!!

 

You assassinate Someone's troops from --SPARTA--ELITE 1000 times, You are now their perma-farm

I wish I won tonight's lottery

 

When it's your last chance to pick a ticket number, you got 13! No luck!! That's too bad!

I wish I can defeat 400+ warbeasts without failing!!

 

Done but when your done kaw shuts down



I wish someone would clear me since I have 3T out

 

Your defense is way too strong, very few people can break through your walls!!

I wish my troops has never been assassinated!!

 

Your troops are not assassinated you are instead


I wish to win the lottery

 

You won 1 piece of gold instead!!

I wish my spies can see everyone's kingdom!!

 

Granted, but it doesn't help you play any better.

I wish my children and my children's children would be rich and healthy all their lives.

 

Most of the children will have to experience pain, terror, sorrow and misery first before the happy part!!

I wish I was a famous forumer!!

 

You're well known for scamming and trolling on the forums.

I wish I could farm 6b off someone in 15 hits.

 

Granted but land and building prices are multiplied by 100 only for you


I wish I was a platypus.

 

You can, but devs take the war beasts eb out of the game.

I wish I could carry out photosynthesis as a human

 

You can but humans die after 5 minutes of active photosynthesis.

I wish I had a life ._.