Corrupt A Wish Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Lemon-N-Lime, Dec 13, 2014.

  1. O RLY? :shock:
     
  2. You get it, but ATA promptly bans you for cheating.

    I wish my computer didn't keep dying.
     
  3. Your computer now has infinite battery
    However its operating system crashes and you can no longer use it

    I wish doors couldn't be opened and everyone had to enter through windows
     
  4. We all go to jail... Where no one can hear you scream..






    I wish that there was a cure for the stupid
     
  5. Granted, now everyone is smart, smarter than you.... making you stupid.

    I wish Kanye would stop making music
     
  6. Unfortunately, you will see Kanya making 1 music every week!! Kanya will eventually become a music-maker!!

    I wish my spies can invade a well-fortified kingdom and assassinate an enemy's troops in their sleep!
     
  7. Granted but at the same time your kingdom is taken over by a hidden enemy force whilst your assassins are locked into the kingdom.

    I wish that the developers would give up trying to please everyone with a new UI. It isn't working.
     
  8. Too bad, some people still liked the new user interface, so the developers feel right to please the crowd with the new UI!

    I wish I could make a whole new thread with effort!
     

  9. Granted but haters cause you to experience depression.



    I wish that I had a dollar for everytime I stub my toe.

     
  10. but you have no toes.

    I wish I could have unlimited iPhone battery.
     
  11. Of course I do! What else am I banging on the table?! ;)
     
  12. Granted, the phone finally exploded at you!!

    I wish I know how to use emojis for forums!!
     
  13. You learn but are blinded by doing so. Have fun!


    I wish everyone would start eating each other.
     
  14. However, they made a contract of peace!

    I wish I was a legendary Kawer!
     
  15. Granted. You become legendary by having the most resets of any other kawer.


    I wish I never get sick.
     
  16. You are immune to the disease that causes a zombie outbreak and are eaten alive instead.

    I wish I knew what to wish for
     
  17. You wish is granted but you get nothing




    I want a penguin named Fred
     
  18. Wish granted. But Fred is secretly a serial killer in disguise. Have fun.

    I wish for a dolphin.
     
  19. Granted, but that dolphin is also Fred in disguise

    I wish I had Godzilla as a pet
     
  20. Granted. Little to your knowledge Godzilla is really a robot that is controlled by Fred.


    I wish I had a muscle car