Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but it's a drunk carpet with a crappy attitude and keeps running you through trees.

I wish I had a quesadilla and some salsa.

 

Granted, the salsa is made with ghost peppers without your knowledge and you eat a large amount in one bite. You then have to drink many glasses of water to stop the burning sensation.



I wish I didn't have to worry about going into debt from college.

 

Granted, you worry about your house debts.

I wish for happiness

 

Someone scout bombs you and then farms you, making you unhappy!!

I wish Seal of the Damned will drop again!

 

Granted but HTE is no longer available.



I wish that I didn't have a messed up sleep schedule :lol:

 

You went too lazy, you slept too much you made a messy schedule or no schedule at all!!

I wish I could ride on a horse!!

 

Granted but it rides you off a cliff.



I wish I had an i10 processor instead of AMD-A8 :roll:

 

You got an i10 processor. 24 hours later after you used it, it malfunctioned! You wasted tons of $$!

I wish I can climb a 13 meter tall of a ladder within 20 seconds!!

 

Granted but you fall off the ladder.


I wish christmas presents were easy to wrap. :|

 

Christmas presents suddenly became so HUGE, it takes almost a year to wrap one present!

I wish my troops can visit 21robber21's kingdom!!

 

They are allowed to but revenge comes when you disturb those of old.



I wish that my friend's clan accepted me...

 

They forget who you are, so they rejected you or leave your name hanging on the Applicants list!

I wish I was smiling for 24 hours!!

 

Granted but you cannot experience joy after that period of time.


I wish for a unicorn

 

You have a pink, fluffy unicorn that is suitable for kids aged 7 and below!!

I wish my troops would get a holiday. Always battling, always eb-ing and questing, things to do there is so limited!

 

(I like this colour now..)

Wish granted but they are now useless.



I wish a certain someone would stop making me feel inferior with all the BB codes :lol: :|

 

Granted, you will face eye-burning bb codes that will make your eyes hurt and will eventually still make you feel inferior!!

One! Two! Three! Can you see?

I wish I could eat 20 packets of Twisties in 24 hours!!

 

My eyes hurt....

Wish granted but you die of sugar withdrawal after. Somehow. Someway.

I wish for a new, good book to read

 

You got a book filled with dark words!

*Opens the book*Once upon a time, there was a warrior named 21robber21. He is relaxing in his royal chair on his own kingdom. Then, outside his kingdom he heard sean893 knocking on his door.

Minutes later, 21robber21's troops and spies detained sean893, and then assassinated him after that. 21robber21 watched sean893 die, in just four hits.

-THE END- *closes book*

I wish that you are not able to make a better story than mine above!

 

But I am just too lazy :lol:


Last wish:

I wish that I could fly without restrictions.

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But you do not even have wings, so you are not worthy of flying!

I wish I can steal 1,000,000,000,000 of someone's gold!! :lol:

Goodnight, 21robber21!!