You are now a secretary. You get harassed constantly by your boss. Unable to deal with the pressure you take a bottle of pills. I wish I was part of Anonymous.
Your kidnapped by a cartel. No one pays your ransom. Your entire family is tortured and raped in front of you. You are tortured, blinded, and crippled and dumped on a corner in Tijuana. I wish I had a tickle me Elmo.
You doing, but he turns into one of those animatronics from five nights at Freddy's and kills you. I wish that I didn't ever have to go to the bathroom (and it didn't kill me)
You don't go " to the bathroom,"...you go in your pants. And it doesn't kill you but you very much wish you were dead I wish I could live in France.