Wish misunderstood. You become a broke depressed guy named Fred. I wish for a cookie only I can break, eat, and move. It is impossible to poison. It is chocolate chip.
Granted. But then that creates a paradox where power is always in flux with humans vs pokemon. So it is merely a matter of time when humans are back in power. I wish I was a feared kaw warrior.
Everyone becomes fat and dies from the diabeetus. I wish that the new fallout would be out for Christmas...