Corrupt A Wish Game

Wish granted. You're now the CEO of MicroSoft (something small

 

I wish people would actually follow the rules and make wishes...

 

Wish is crushed... I wish noob like this dud doesnt post in forums.

 

There will be people like this to keep posting on this thread anyway!! So just bear with it!!

I wish I could ride a one-horse open sleigh!!

 

Done,but you fall off and get ran over by 8 race cars


I wish people believe in the grinch

 

However, Grinch has not been active in Kaw forums. So they hardly notice Grinch.

I wish all of us would celebrate Christmas!!

 

Done but half the kids in the world didn't get presents



I wish Santa didn't exist

 

At one of the future years, Santa will definitely come!

I wish I can see my old friends!!

 

Done, but they're all in coffins



I wish for a dictatorship

 

But you don't have the power of authority to earn a dictatorship!!

I wish me and my troops can visit someone else's kingdom!

 

Granted but the kingdom you visit has Ebola and you and your troops all die

I wish the world had no deadly things

 

Too bad, deadly things still exists today. Ebola is one of them.

I wish I can run 50 kilometres in 24 hours!!

 

Granted: but then you pass out and die from heat exhaustion and dehydration


I wish I had a wish granting tree.....

 

Granted, but the tree will only grant one wish. The wish to end your life.







That tree has issues, man.




I wish I could have another pet dragon.

 

Granted, you have a Great Dragon that will suddenly breathe fire at your face!!

I wish I can hit a home run in a baseball match!!

 

Only to swing and miss as you catch the baseball with your face.


I wish I had more energy drinks

 

You will have gold and Bronze Bars instead!!

I wish, as a pitcher, be able to strike-out all nine batters from the opposing team!

 

Granted, but you also strike out with all the ladies.

I wish I could meet an extraterrestrial being.

 

Granted, but you drop it into the trash

I wish for a flying carpet