The Writer's Café

[matzah]

When did I die? The barrel never ble...

*Boom*

Medieval Times Oct 11:

Two people found outside a cafe today. One was burnt to a crisp in what seems to be an explosion of massive proportions, the other had 2 scissors stabbed through them. They will be missed

 

[Anima_Fractus]

next weeks news: We just identified the one burned to a crisp. nobody liked him anyway, however, the one with two scissors threw him was loved so much that god decided to make him the new Jesus(spanish pronunciation) and therefore nobody likes him anymore cuz he's a dirty mexican

 

[Anima_Fractus]

(no offense to dirty mexicans)

 

[matzah]

(no offense to dirty mexicans)

is is mean that i was laughing for like 20 seconds at this? Oh, and i have A friend, so jealous?

 

[Anima_Fractus]

not mean at all. IM SO FU-lipping jelly bro.

 

[cheesemuffin]

Medieval Times: Oct 19

We have found the one responsible for creating the bomb that destroy the cafe. He threatened to burn down the last timber in the cafe if we got any closer.

 

[Anima_Fractus]

*walks up to him* I didnt like th cafe anyway ^.^

 

[*IRONhulk (01)]

On other news I'f you find a stash of drugs they are mine

 

[Anima_Fractus]

hey look drugs! *Noms all the drugs* sorry didya want em? *starts to stick hand up ass to pull them out*

 

[Bonfifi]

Not anymore-.-

 

[Anima_Fractus]

too late *throws what I pulled out of my ass at him* I think there's SOME drugs in there...

 

[Anima_Fractus]

oh you don't want them? *snorts it back up then realizes that there were 0 drugs in there because I am still eating them*

 

[Anima_Fractus]

hey y'all should go to fan fiction, scroll down a few posts and look at page 7 of my poetry post. im pretty pro

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Ahhhhhh! That's where I remembered you from, Fell!

I saw you on the battle list as a small reward player. ^.^

 

[Anima_Fractus]

well I'm packin 2.5b right now and I have nothing to do with it

 

[Anima_Fractus]

so hit away :F

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

 

[Anima_Fractus]

shut up! xD

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

This morning I had 7.9bil, so I upgrading a level one SoS to Level two.

I'm EB-ing like mad...


And I can't hit right now, I'm in the haunting.


And you'll give a small reward

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

NEVAR! Fell.