The Writer's Café

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Irin (01), Jul 20, 2010.

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  1. When did I die? The barrel never ble...

    *Boom*

    Medieval Times Oct 11:

    Two people found outside a cafe today. One was burnt to a crisp in what seems to be an explosion of massive proportions, the other had 2 scissors stabbed through them. They will be missed
     
    #11041 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  2. next weeks news: We just identified the one burned to a crisp. nobody liked him anyway, however, the one with two scissors threw him was loved so much that god decided to make him the new Jesus(spanish pronunciation) and therefore nobody likes him anymore cuz he's a dirty mexican
     
    #11042 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  3. (no offense to dirty mexicans)
     
    #11043 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  4. is is mean that i was laughing for like 20 seconds at this? Oh, and i have A friend, so jealous?
     
    #11044 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  5. not mean at all. IM SO FU-lipping jelly bro.
     
    #11045 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  6. Medieval Times: Oct 19

    We have found the one responsible for creating the bomb that destroy the cafe. He threatened to burn down the last timber in the cafe if we got any closer.
     
    #11046 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  7. *walks up to him* I didnt like th cafe anyway ^.^
     
    #11047 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  8. On other news I'f you find a stash of drugs they are mine
     
    #11048 *IRONhulk (01), Oct 12, 2011
  9. hey look drugs! *Noms all the drugs* sorry didya want em? *starts to stick hand up ass to pull them out*
     
    #11049 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  10. Not anymore-.-
     
    #11050 Bonfifi, Oct 12, 2011
  11. too late *throws what I pulled out of my ass at him* I think there's SOME drugs in there...
     
    #11051 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  12. oh you don't want them? *snorts it back up then realizes that there were 0 drugs in there because I am still eating them*
     
    #11052 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  13. hey y'all should go to fan fiction, scroll down a few posts and look at page 7 of my poetry post. im pretty pro
     
    #11053 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  14. Ahhhhhh! That's where I remembered you from, Fell!

    I saw you on the battle list as a small reward player. ^.^
     
    #11054 RenamedPhoenix, Oct 12, 2011
  15. well I'm packin 2.5b right now and I have nothing to do with it
     
    #11055 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  16. so hit away :F
     
    #11056 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  17. [​IMG]
     
    #11057 RenamedPhoenix, Oct 12, 2011
  18. shut up! xD
     
    #11058 Anima_Fractus, Oct 12, 2011
  19. This morning I had 7.9bil, so I upgrading a level one SoS to Level two.

    I'm EB-ing like mad...


    And I can't hit right now, I'm in the haunting.


    And you'll give a small reward :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
    #11059 RenamedPhoenix, Oct 12, 2011
  20. NEVAR! Fell.
     
    #11060 RenamedPhoenix, Oct 12, 2011
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