Hey guys.
A lot of you aren't doing to well by the looks of it, weather it's because of school, or work, or Kaw, or writing, or just because it's a Tuesday and it seems like we're miles from the weekend. To that I say,
I am very, truly, honestly sorry that life happens to suck. If I could wave my magic wand and turn all the crap into rainbows, and unicorns, and pretty pink flowers, I would. But the thing is, I can't. Because my magic wand is missing.*
So everyone, please remember to keep your chins up, your negativity low, and your spirits high, because even though life happens to suck at times, it also happens to be ******* amazing at other times. So don't wish your life away,** because once it's gone, it's gone, and there's no getting it back.*** So keep fighting,**** keep loving, and keep laughing. Because life is very precious.
And to everyone who feels kinda bad, or really bad, or super super bad, or extraordinarily happy, I give you an air hug.*****
So be happy everyone. By the way, the asterisks you see are not bad words.****** They are footnotes. I'm sure you all know how to work them. At least I hope. Because if not, the below might be more confusing than a Niri themed rubix cube.******* Plus, this may be the most well thought out******** message I've ever written to you guys. *********
I love you all!**********
-Irin**************
*If anyone happens to see a 13 inch slightly springy magic wand made of birch with a phoenix tail feather core, I would very much appreciate getting it back so I can turn all this crap into Unicorns. Thanks!
**Especially today. Because today is the season premier of my two all time favorite shows and I would seriously hate to miss that.
***Think of the helium in a balloon.***********
****Not in the cafe, please. I'm sure you all know how I feel about blood on my nice clean floors.
***** Yes, an air hug. Because I think I'm comin' down with something and I don't want to get y'all sick or give your computer a virus.
******In most cases
*******And that's saying something!
********Yeah, that sentence is probably grammatically incorrect.
*********And this is coming from the girl who brought you 'The Writing Game.'************
**********Even though you guys probably hate me for making you scroll back and forth like this.
***********If anyone actually knows how to get the helium back into a balloon once it leaks, please let me know so I can save a fortune on party balloons, and therefore throw you all birthday parties here in the cafe with free cheesecake and rainbow sprinkles since I can't turn crap into rainbows since I don't have my magic wand.*************
************Coming again soon to a thread near you!
*************Why yes, I did just footnote a footnoted footnote, thank you very much. I'd get used to it if I were you.*****************
**************This has been another inspirational message from Irin, who has some major issues with footnotes.***************
***************Don't worry, I'm going to counseling for it.****************
****************Doc's gonna to FLIP when he sees this! XD******************
******************Told ya to get used to it.
******************* That's right. 19 footnotes in one message. I am on FIRE!*******************
********************Not literally. That would be bad. Like, smoke, and heat and...stuff….