I'm feeling weird... The people I liked are leaving, I can't keep up to date on what's happening... Para didn't come back yet... I can't explain how I'm feeling, I guess all I can say in answer is "Blarg".
*sigh....* Nobody's in my clan, I don't wanna leave it, nobody's on FanFic... i'm not allowed to watch TV or anything on weekdays... And the only actual "friend" I have right now is my phone... Hell, I'm too ******* depressed to write anything....
Hey guys. A lot of you aren't doing to well by the looks of it, weather it's because of school, or work, or Kaw, or writing, or just because it's a Tuesday and it seems like we're miles from the weekend. To that I say, I am very, truly, honestly sorry that life happens to suck. If I could wave my magic wand and turn all the crap into rainbows, and unicorns, and pretty pink flowers, I would. But the thing is, I can't. Because my magic wand is missing.* So everyone, please remember to keep your chins up, your negativity low, and your spirits high, because even though life happens to suck at times, it also happens to be ******* amazing at other times. So don't wish your life away,** because once it's gone, it's gone, and there's no getting it back.*** So keep fighting,**** keep loving, and keep laughing. Because life is very precious. And to everyone who feels kinda bad, or really bad, or super super bad, or extraordinarily happy, I give you an air hug.***** So be happy everyone. By the way, the asterisks you see are not bad words.****** They are footnotes. I'm sure you all know how to work them. At least I hope. Because if not, the below might be more confusing than a Niri themed rubix cube.******* Plus, this may be the most well thought out******** message I've ever written to you guys. ********* I love you all!********** -Irin************** *If anyone happens to see a 13 inch slightly springy magic wand made of birch with a phoenix tail feather core, I would very much appreciate getting it back so I can turn all this crap into Unicorns. Thanks! **Especially today. Because today is the season premier of my two all time favorite shows and I would seriously hate to miss that. ***Think of the helium in a balloon.*********** ****Not in the cafe, please. I'm sure you all know how I feel about blood on my nice clean floors. ***** Yes, an air hug. Because I think I'm comin' down with something and I don't want to get y'all sick or give your computer a virus. ******In most cases *******And that's saying something! ********Yeah, that sentence is probably grammatically incorrect. *********And this is coming from the girl who brought you 'The Writing Game.'************ **********Even though you guys probably hate me for making you scroll back and forth like this. ***********If anyone actually knows how to get the helium back into a balloon once it leaks, please let me know so I can save a fortune on party balloons, and therefore throw you all birthday parties here in the cafe with free cheesecake and rainbow sprinkles since I can't turn crap into rainbows since I don't have my magic wand.************* ************Coming again soon to a thread near you! *************Why yes, I did just footnote a footnoted footnote, thank you very much. I'd get used to it if I were you.***************** **************This has been another inspirational message from Irin, who has some major issues with footnotes.*************** ***************Don't worry, I'm going to counseling for it.**************** ****************Doc's gonna to FLIP when he sees this! XD****************** ******************Told ya to get used to it. ******************* That's right. 19 footnotes in one message. I am on FIRE!******************* ********************Not literally. That would be bad. Like, smoke, and heat and...stuff….
Thanks Irin! That made me feel a lot better about no one reading my story (people who are reading this... read it and comment)
Cheese? what are you talking about? What about that was un-Irin-like? Cause in my oppinion that was the most Irin-like thing I've posted in months. You feeling okay? @John, no problem. To be honost, it totally made my day too. I oughta save that post....
Oh cheese... -shakes head- Irin_of_Erram IS me.* That's my alt. And hi Stora! Here, have some cheesecake. *See? She even does the footnotes!