Corrupt A Wish Game

[21robber21]

Granted 1. Know whenever you look at someone they will turn to stone when they attempt to say something.


Granted 2. You now have the most defense but soon become bored due to having such a massive def for regular stats and eventually reset but loose the capacity to have the most def in kaw with a wish.


I wish I could be a sword master.

Granted but you trip, fall, and stab yourself in a tree branch.

*Same question in last post* (lazy :lol: )

 

[Rikkimaru]

Granted 1. Know whenever you look at someone they will turn to stone when they attempt to say something.


Granted 2. You now have the most defense but soon become bored due to having such a massive def for regular stats and eventually reset but loose the capacity to have the most def in kaw with a wish.


I wish I could be a sword master.

Granted but you trip, fall, and stab yourself in a tree branch.

*Same question in last post* (lazy :lol: )

You battery no longer displays time left of power, but how many miles you must run to keep your laptop operating.

I wish for a bourbon and some scotch

 

[Narza]

Too bad, I had it all.

I wish I could be who I want to be instead of someone who is always expected to be something that I'm not.

 

[21robber21]

Too bad, I had it all.

I wish I could be who I want to be instead of someone who is always expected to be something that I'm not.

Too bad, it's called life.


I wish life didn't entail death.

 

[_CorruptedCreator_]

You're immortal but contract every std known to man.


I wish it would rain down tiki punch. 

 

[Easter]

You get a tiki man to punch you instead


I wish to be KratoS

 

[TurdFerguson1000]

You get a tiki man to punch you instead


I wish to be KratoS

You're wish is granted (somewhat). Kratos takes you to his bedroom, and well, ya know.... makes you his *****, and kinda sorta impregnates you. Roughly 9 months later, Kratos junior arrives.
You're now officially part of the Kratos family. Rejoice.
Jeez, I have a really screwed up mind. Ah well.

 

[_CorruptedCreator_]

And where's that wish at??

I wish that last guy makes wish.

 

[QWE_INVOKER_QWE]

Then the second to last guy wishes you can't wish anymore

I wish that Jay Cutler was actually a good QB

 

[Ausear]

Granted, he wishes you were dead

I wish it was 1000x plunder this week

 

[Rikkimaru]

Then the second to last guy wishes you can't wish anymore

I wish that Jay Cutler was actually a good QB

Granted, but he now plays for Oakland

I wish I got paid to play kaw

 

[SimbaTheFatDog]

Granted, he wishes you were dead

I wish it was 1000x plunder this week

Granted, but you are not allowed to hit any Ebs what-so-ever

I wish I had more maple syrup

 

[Rikkimaru]

Granted, he wishes you were dead

I wish it was 1000x plunder this week

Granted, but you are not allowed to hit any Ebs what-so-ever

I wish I had more maple syrup

You have more maple syrup, but only enough for one waffle.

My last post. Try it again

 

[QWE_INVOKER_QWE]

Granted here's your pass port to Canada but all the maple trees are burned down
(One above me never put a wish )
I wish I could be farmed

 

[SimbaTheFatDog]

Granted here's your pass port to Canada but all the maple trees are burned down

I wish I could be farmed

That doesn't make sence... I'm already Canadian living in Canada....Unless....YOU STOLE MY PASSPORT! THEIF! BURGLAR! BULLY!

 

[QWE_INVOKER_QWE]

lol some dumbass is actually farming me lmao hey idiot it's called crupt a wish

 

[Rikkimaru]

Granted here's your pass port to Canada but all the maple trees are burned down
(One above me never put a wish )
I wish I could be farmed

Granted, now what?

I wish I go paid to kaw!!!

lol some dumbass is actually farming me lmao hey idiot it's called crupt a wish

Well if you didn't want inc why say you want it?

 

[QWE_INVOKER_QWE]

Dumbass if your not going to follow the thread get off it also you'll be having a nice visit soon

 

[It_Burns_When_I_TAP_Repeat]

done. But kaw shuts down


I wish Michael Jackson was my dad

 

[QWE_INVOKER_QWE]

But he's not famous anymore and he's actually a hobo drug dealer

I wish noobs would stop making low effort kaw threads