Corrupt A Wish Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Lemon-N-Lime, Dec 13, 2014.

  1. Done. But my pros started doing them..



    I wish my pug had 4 nipples
     
  2. Granted, but they now supply all your food.

    I wish I had a banana phone
     
  3. Done but then you can't use the iphone

    I wish I had a gold bar mansion that was indestructible and had automatic turrets on the top
     
  4. Done, but you forgot where it was built, it is now forever lost.

    I wish the guy I quoted actually granted the last persons wish, instead of random peoples
     
  5. Granted, he now grants my wish

    I wish Chicago bears would win
     
  6. Done, but they played against 3rd graders.



    I wish Obama had red hair
     
  7. Done, red with the blood of innocent Americans......
     
  8. Yum the best kind their is....err I mean
     
  9. Well looks like we found the crazy people of this thread finally. Thank you all for playing this round of Corrupt That Wish!!! Lol
     
  10. How can I corr- I mean grant your wish if you won't give one in the first place?

    I wish for that delicious chocolate mousse I saw at Costco.
     
  11. Granted but it wasn't mousse


    I wish to own all the HK Now store products :D
     
  12. You get all the products, but now you have a $10,000,000 debt. (You never said for free)

    I wish I had the power to read minds at will.
     
  13. Granted, but you can only do it to people named will and it gives you headaches


    I wish I could help you out
     
  14. But sadly I don't give damn about u and erased u from this planet

    I wish my eraser was bigger
     
  15. It is but you dropped it off a cliff


    I wish that I could be wittier in my replies :cry:
     
  16. Done but you lost your thumbs to Diabetes.


    I wish Netflix had a better selection.
     
  17. You have as much wit as your popularity on a tap tap game.

    I wish I could be less harh with what I say
     
  18. Too bad, Netflix sucks.




    I wish for a Citroën Survolt. Free.
     
  19. Does that mean I'm witty or not...? :lol: