Corrupt A Wish Game

Due to recent interaction I have lurked over, you are indeed not popular.

 

Kind of breaks my heart....:cry:

 

Your broken heart gets ripped out of your chest by katana


I wish I was jennifer lawrence

 

Granted, you are Jennifer Lawrence. An overweight house maid, with a Ritalin addicted son.

I wish I could go clubbing.

 

You get literally clubbed to death. Hey, that counts, right?


I wish I had jelly instead of brains.

 

Wish granted, you have jellyfish brains, you are slowly electricuted to death


I wish the world was a horrible desolate wasteland

 

Granted, only, in your mind, it's like that.

I wish to own a city.

 

Granted. But it overthrew you shortly thereafter.

I wish I was a dragon tamer.

 

But the zoo takes it

I wish I didn't have PE

 

Granted. You now own a Small NIS



I wish I could have an Avery in my garden

 

Granted: it is filled with zombie birds that try to eat your brain.

I wish kaw would give me a million health crystals

 

Granted, but you immediately lose your device and have no way to re-access your account. Tears flow.

I wish that weirdo would quit prank calling my house.

 

Granted; now you prank call his house.

I wish I had those cool app watches with KaW on it.

 

I got the last one foo.

I wish that I was cool.

 

Granted: you're in Antartica.

I wish I could fly.

 

Well jeez I kinda want to do the classical one where you get hit by a plane but I think I do something else.

Due to the amount of energy it takes you to fly you soon become broke paying for all the food and are forced to either die flying but starving or live working just to get food to fly a little bit.



I wish I invented a video game. (You better do a good job)

 

Granted but it doesn't sell very well and has to be pulled from the shelves

I wish I was amazing at rugby

 

You're amazing at it, but in the middle of a game, you get a career ending injury.

I wish I didn't have finals

 

Granted. You drop out of college and feel like a failure for 2 years while you work at a restaurant. You then get the motivation to start your own business in electronics. After a few successful years this too fails because you couldn't complete a college degree.

I feel so evil.

I wish I knew why I feel so evil sometimes.

 

Your dad is actually Cheney

I wish I was in a galaxy a long time ago far far away....