Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, you gain the ability to run at the speed of light. Sadly you can't stop.

I wish for 10 dollars that cannot be burned ripped or destroyed in any method.

 

You lose the $10


I wish that I am everyone's master

 

Granted, but we mutiny.

I wish I are crepes tonight.

 

Grants turd flavor laced with cyniade enjoy



I wish for a turtle

 

Granted, you are now a turtle. With minutes to live before being eaten in turtle soup.

I wish I had a pet koala

 

Koalas are extremely vicious and it scratches your eyes out.



I wish I was an Olympian.

 

Granted but you fatally injure yourself doing your chosen sport.


I wish that this wish doesn't come true. Which means if you grant it... It doesn't come true... But if it's true it isn't false..

 

You explode.


I wish I had a balloon.

 

It was so big you floated off into space to drift forever

I wish I could win trolls guessing game

 

Granted but everyone hated you for it

I wish I hand infinite mithril and inferno

 

Granted but you can never engage in any wars, osw, or pvp again.

I wish I could go back to the past.

 

You time travel back in time into a t-rex's mouth


I wish for a corrupted wish

 

Granted, but it turns out to be good

I wish to get an exclusive estoc edge level 6

 

Granted, but your KaW crashes for the duration of the spell.



I wish I was immortal.

 

You live long enough to where you have too many memories, and your brain slowly deteriorates.

I wish my throat would stop hurting

 

Granted, a medieval doctor puts a frog into your throat


I wish I was you

 

I have a small dick.

I wish you loved me too

 

Too bad I'm your phycotic lover

I wish I got free hugs

 

Done. But I gave you Ebola




Wish farming was banned