Corrupt A Wish Game

As you did not specify in what capacity, you are shot in the face and lose the ability to speak.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I got turned down by a girl when I asked her out on a date.

 

Granted, but not every $1 goes straight to your pockets.

I wish I could hold 1 trillion gold for the first time.

 

The second you get it, someone steals from you, losing a large amount of gold.

 

It is the most delicious cookie you have ever tasted but you break all your teeth because it is indestructable.

I wish to become a dragon!

 

Wish granted Dovakin comes and kills you stealing your soul

I wish to have a smaller build

 

Buy a SOTD

I wish a wish would come true.

 

Your build is small but you can never grow

 

Granted, but you are too small to play the game so your account gets deleted



I wish I knew what I wanted.

 

You gets sandwich that's moldy

I wish to be a billionaire

 

But then you blow it all in Vegas

I wanna be a singer.

 

You sing opera and no one has managed to stay awake through the show because the singing is so bad.


I wish I had a 1 gallon ziploc bag full of diamonds that no one knew about besides myself. I could then sell these whenever I wanted.

 

Thing is, they're hope diamonds, and you now will die in some gruesome way.

I wish that Ebola was gone.

 

Ok you and your family are it's last victims


I wish for another ferret

 

The ferret is evil and eats the other ferret

I wish I could know everything that was happy

 

Too bad your get eaten by a crocodile before you can utilise your ability.

I wish this thread continues.

 

Then it dies a slow painful death .

I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted. But your girlfriend looks like a cardboard

I wish that the next person to comment becomes gay

 

I find religion and become straight.

I wish someone wouldn't hire my ally's

 

Oh hi!! (Goes back to hiring allies)

I wish that half to that KaWpulation wasn't eb fairies