Corrupt A Wish Game

[_CorruptedCreator_]

The whole fam dies at the shotgun wedding.

I wish the next poster wishes for aids.

 

[KrabsOnSecurity]

The whole fam dies at the shotgun wedding.

I wish the next poster wishes for aids.

Granted, but they give it to you

I wish I would die

 

[Im_LoD_Boogeyman]

The whole fam dies at the shotgun wedding.

I wish the next poster wishes for aids.

Granted but back fires now you got _A_I_D_S_


I wish I was immortal

 

[grimmknox]

Your immortality kicks in around 90. Have fun eating applesauce and jello and ******** all over yourself for eternity


I wish the river was closer to where I live

 

[RebelOrk]

Granted, it now runs straight through your house and destroys everything you own.



I wish I could fall asleep

 

[Empress-MeetraSurik]

Granted, but you never wake up.


I wish I had superpowers

 

[21robber21]

Granted but you sleep forever.


I wish today was Saturday or Friday :cry:

 

[sean893]

However, today is Monday.

I wish I had 26,500 soldiers in my kingdom!!

 

[Resilient_CAScr_KilI_Destroy]

However, today is Monday.

I wish I had 26,500 soldiers in my kingdom!!

Granted, but you can't use them at all.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[21robber21]

Granted but nobody else drew tickets and you only won what you paid for.




I wish I wasn't nocturnal

 

[-Narwhal]

Granted, but now you're in a coma.

I wish for nothing.

 

[21robber21]

Granted but you cannot breathe air anymore. No more gifts :lol:




I wish cars game with guns on the front controlled by the horn...

 

[Resilient_CAScr_KilI_Destroy]

Granted but you cannot breathe air anymore. No more gifts :lol:




I wish cars game with guns on the front controlled by the horn...

Granted, but during a zombie apocalypse your car stalls and you run out of ammo.

I wish it wasn't December 15th.

 

[21robber21]

Wish granted. It is now day zero of Earth's birth. Have fun.



I wish that idiot down the road stopped shining that laser beam at my window...

 

[Resilient_CAScr_KilI_Destroy]

Wish granted. It is now day zero of Earth's birth. Have fun.



I wish that idiot down the road stopped shining that laser beam at my window...

Granted, but now he's flashing strobe lights outside of your window.

I wish it would snow on Christmas Day.

 

[--annabeth--]

I wish it would snow on Christmas Day.

Granted. And it would be snow storm and the electricity goes down. Literally, trapped and being bored.


I wish I have long holiday.

 

[sean893]

But you will have 4 more weeks of hectic schedules.

I wish I can be friends with everyone!!

 

[Rikkimaru]

But you will have 4 more weeks of hectic schedules.

I wish I can be friends with everyone!!

Granted, everyone is friends, except you.

I wish I had a dollar

 

[EasyCh33se]

But you will have 4 more weeks of hectic schedules.

I wish I can be friends with everyone!!

Granted, everyone is friends, except you.

I wish I had a dollar

Granted, you are now a $1 hooker. There's your street corner. Get to work.

I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet.

 

[XxXbatdogXxX]

Granted but only in bed with your lover enjoy that



I wish for a pack of smokes