Corrupt A Wish Game

The smokes alight and burn you inside out

I wish to be Batman

 

Your parent die, you kill yourself in a sucidial rage congrats



I wish I was Loki

 

Your daughter, Hel, condemns you to die in hell

I wish I was you

 

You take my place condemned in hell




I wish I was Hercules

 

Granted… But it shares the DNA of justin bieber

I wish for nothing in the context of opposite day with an opposite affect in which i cannot be accused of speaking tounges which flaws the limit of opposite day with or without an opposite effect… again.

 

Error 20371; Spragga will be with you shortly


I wish I was everyone but no one

 

Can't grant wish genie is deaf you wished to stick your **** in a pickle slicer? Granted!


I wish for a sandwich

 

Granted but the sandwich is just that. A sand-which. It is a triple decker composed of the grittiest of sands. Rocks replace the bread.

I wish I could fill the blank space on Taylor swifts boyfriend list 

 

Granted first time she see's you she decides to strictly be with women



I wish for a 69 charger r/t efition

 

You get one without a transmission.

I wish I was beautiful.

 

Granted your transported to a planet were everything is opposite good luck being hideous


I wish it was xmas

 

If it was Christmas u would freeze to death


I wish I had 2mil dollars

 

Granted. In my mind Mil is defined as Milligram…

I wish Justine bieber was tortured to death!

 

Granted you haft to listen to him sing himself to death



I wish I could teleport

 

Granted but you teleport in the bathroom while your mom has a shower


I wish for a bucket of water so I can give it to a kid in Africa

 

Granted but you die because of it.


I wish I wasn't addicted to KaW. :lol:

 

Granted your device to play play kaw blows up and kills you



I wish for a new phone

 

You get an old mobile telephone.

I wish I could arrive at my destination faster.