Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted but I don't know what Sao is so here is a puppy



I wish christmas gifts weren't so damn hard to wrap

 

Sao is an anime where main protagonist Kirito is trapped inside a virtual game along with 10 000 other people and in order to escape you need to beat the game

 

Fine, but it's a fruit that makes you a used toothbrush

I want a Holy Grail

 

Granted, but it comes in a castle with the French.

I wish that you sing I'm a little teacup in your next post.

 

Granted, but I'm not going to


I wish for a sailboat

No idea why

 

Granted however a giant whirlpool appears and sucks you down to the centre of the earth

I wish I could return my puppy for a ferret

 

Granted, no strings attached.

On second thought attach it with strings, make it a puppet ferret


I wish for a pen that whatever I (and only I) write with it becomes true

 

You lose the pen :lol:

I want to lift Thor hammer

 

You write about you and some unicorn rp.

I wish I could be Mike Wozowski, but not be watched by a tentacle lady.

 

^ wish unclear, the genie got his dick stuck in the lava lamp.

I wish for some Vaseline 



️

 

Granted, but you get your **** stuck in the bottle.

I wish I was dead.

 

Granted, but you live with seals the rest of your post-life life.

I wish I could do magic tricks.

 

Granted, you perform magic and destroy everything you love


I wish I could have brilliant strategies

 

Granted, but your counter parts (enemies, opposing forces, Etc) have better strategies.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

.

 

Granted, but YOU corrupt it. Incorruptible wishception.

I wish for a star.

 

.

 

You are now the star from twinkle twinkle little star.

I wish my cat loved me

 

Your cat shows love with knifes.
You're now bleeding profusely.

I wish senpai would notic mei

 

Senpai Notices you, then tentacles come out of no where
(You get where this is headed)

I wish Taiga and Ryuuji (from ToraDora!) Got married like they were supposed to