A tale of killerbill
It all started one Christmas eve. A young man stayed up late that evening. He was a college student and not a really good one. Actually he spent a few years in college still deciding on his major and was not that young anymore, plus he had a beer belly.
He didn't go home for holidays but stayed in his dorm spending time on claw (an online game). Mostly hanging in wc and another third party app. His name was killerbill.
So his excuse for not spending time with his family was that wc and claw in general needed his expertise and opinions. U see, killerbill was a moderator. Was he a good one? Not really.. so and so. Allowing bypasses to his friends, closing eyes on bullying behavior of his claw girlfriend (u read right, there is such thing as claw girlfriend), on the other hand silencing and forum banning everybody else who had different opinion and free thinking mind.
So killerbill stayed up late chatting in third party app... His friend -z- was there too. They were having good time laughing at some unfortunate noob. Turned out killerbill and -z- lived in the same city only 30 mins away from each other. That was the last thing that killerbill read. He asked -z- what he was going to do Christmas day. Looked like -z- was trying to type the answer but he never did. That seemed a lil weird. -z- usually had the last word in a conversation. But the chat and wc were pretty dead and killerbill decided to log off and go to bed. In about an hour he got a phone call via that third party app. At first he thought it was one of his clan buddies alerting him of a strip. Notification showed that the missed phone call was from -z-. Curious, killerbill logged into a third party app. There was a message from -z- "Man, u won't believe what just happened. I have something important to show u"
"What is it about?" typed in killerbill
"It's about rori. U gotta see that" Rori was a player that killerbill, -z-, vootsy and a few others really despised.
"I can come over right now. U won't be sorry" said -z-.
"Sure" said excited killerbill.
As he waited for his friend he received a message from his gf vootsy.
"Omg, have u heard? -z- had a horrible accident while driving and clawing last night. He is dead"
"What?" said killerbill. "He is coming over. I just had a conversation with him"
"Run!" said vootsy. "It's not -z-. -z- is dead!"
At that moment killerbill heard the door in his dorm open... Scared he decided to hide under the bed even though the beer belly was in the way. He squeezed himself into the narrow opening.
He heard footsteps closer and closer to bed. Then he saw a pair of hairy bluish-white bare feet... He could see hairs on blue toes... His phone suddenly vibrated and a loud notification popped up.
Message from -z-: "Where are u?!"
The feet stopped and turned towards killerbill...
The end