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I wish there were more homeless people

 

There were but soon, a war came and wiped them all out with half the population.

i wish i can rewind time and fix the regrets i've made

 

Changing the regrets caused bigger, more detrimental regrets later in your life, leading to a slow decline of your mental health.

I wish I could play the piano

 

You learn to play the piano perfectly but then lose all your fingers in a terrible factory accident.

I wish i could remember everything i read.

 

Your memory begins to evolve but you lose the ability to read.

I wish I had more weed

 

You get a couple pounds of it and it's top shelf but then get busted by the cops.

I wish there was a quicker way to grow in kaw.

 

You wake up in night to unload and notice your on a bc account, oh no, perm silenced, forum banned and in Zaft.

I wish I was immortal

 

You're immortal but everything around you dies leaving you to go crazy in your loneliness

I wish devs gave a 2 week break between events

 

They give the breaks but you're farmed and stripped by eb clans for suggesting such a thing

I wish I didn't suck at ee wars

 

You no longer suck at we wars but Kaw pulls an FC and gangs at war.



I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

You will have your unlimited wishes but every wishes will take away one part of your body

I wish Rias Gremory is my girlfriend.

 

She's your girlfriend but she cheats on you at every opportunity.

I wish for super powers

 

U get ur superpowers, but can only use them for evil

I wish someone liked my name

 

Someone likes it but everyone else farms you because of it.

I wish memes were more dank.

 

But the dank memes haunt your dreams.

I wish I had friends.

 

But your friends are fish.

I wish for 1 trillion dollars.

 

Granted but it's in monopoly money

I wish I was build complete

 

Ur build is complete, u now have a full set of max towers

I wish i had bfa

 

Granted, you now have a full set of BC allies 10 seconds before getting violently ill & being stripped as your puking your guts up

I wish for a cheeseburger (fresh beef & non vegipatti)

 

Granted but as soon as it's in ur hands all cheeseburgers are declared an illicit substance & u end up doing 3 years hard-time for possession.

I wish I had more time.