Another Forum game?

You didn't spend 5 minutes reading the dictionary about euphemism but then you become unable to stop reading all the other difficult words in the dictionary for 5 months.

I wish that I become productive and never procrastinates.

 

But you are addicted to the smell of moms basement.


I wish I could fly.

 

Your flight ability would only have 2 seconds

I wish I had friends

 

All your friends have careers and families and don’t ever have time to hang out.

I wish I had the ability to time travel.

 

You could only travel to time periods where everything was boring.


I wish Moody would do a face reveal.

 

Moody does, but you instantly love her and you try to stalk her for 3 years, where you are arrested and are found hanging in your jail cell

I wish the world's power grid went down for a week.

 

But you find yourself in sudden need of life support and die.

I wish the world was made of chocolate.

 

Granted, but you develop an allergy to chocolate so sever you develop explosive diarehha just smelling chocolate.


I wish I was immune to all know & unknown sickness & viruses

 

What?

edit:Oh yeah, wish granted.

But because of your sudden immunity to essentially all illnesses...

You feel invulnerable and decide to take on a big ruffian.

You lose.

 

Well this guy didn't made a wish so...

I wish I was the leader of North Korea

 

You are, but America invades and you die.

I wish for someone else to have my wish.

 

Someone else gets your wish but they are a psychopath and will use the wish to murder a hundred people.

I wish that boredom ceases to exist.

 

Granted, you are now being tortured beyond reasonable mention constantly. Because you failed to be more specific. You are no longer bored ever.

I wish for world Peace

 

Granted,its now world peace and no weapons exist.Aliens see their chanse and attacks earth and kill all ppl.

I wish i was roni