The Writer's Café

[Interrobang]

Doesn't a baking tray suffice for that?
Just eat it before it properly solidifies.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

But cups are awesome.
So… nifty. So practical.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Oh look, Phoenix killed the Café.

Never mind, his ego just waltzed in along with him and ******* SQUASHED EVERYONE.

Now get out and don't come back until your ego has gone down a few ******* THOUSAND SIZES.

 

[Bonfifi]

Stahp the bullying ;_;

 

[-DaveStrider-]

we interrupt your current phoenix hate-session to bring you this important bit of information.

I just called my godsister on FaceTime and we spent a full forty-five minutes trying to make Nic Cage-worthy faces.

 

[-IROASSASSIN-]

Just to clear things up what is a "nick-cage worthy" face

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Just google Nicolas Cage and you'll know.

 

[-IROASSASSIN-]

I know who he is, but is what would a face worthy of him be?

 

[Interrobang]

HELP ME.

KAT IS LECTURING ME ON THE ANATOMY OF A FICTITIOUS CREATURE AND PEOPLE IN CC DON'T GET MY JAMES BOND REFERENCES.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

PARA BE QUIET I AM SCHOOLFEEDING YOU NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO
ME BEFORE I GO ALL KATWOMAN ON YO ASS AND FLIP MY ****

 

[Bonfifi]

Has the **** not flipped enough to be a CoD trickshot yet?

 

[Interrobang]

Proof that you live in Gotham City…

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I live in a very nice part of a small country town, thank you very much.

 

[Bonfifi]

This conversation is so random I'm not confused. I ain't even mad, just impressed.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

He's referencing to our many late-night pm discussions.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

hm

 

[-DaveStrider-]

e_e Ampersand, you evil little thing.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

It's thunderstorming.

I want to go outside.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Don't die.

 

[killempack]

Hey