Oh look, Phoenix killed the Café. Never mind, his ego just waltzed in along with him and ******* SQUASHED EVERYONE. Now get out and don't come back until your ego has gone down a few ******* THOUSAND SIZES.
we interrupt your current phoenix hate-session to bring you this important bit of information. I just called my godsister on FaceTime and we spent a full forty-five minutes trying to make Nic Cage-worthy faces.
HELP ME. KAT IS LECTURING ME ON THE ANATOMY OF A FICTITIOUS CREATURE AND PEOPLE IN CC DON'T GET MY JAMES BOND REFERENCES.
PARA BE QUIET I AM SCHOOLFEEDING YOU NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME BEFORE I GO ALL KATWOMAN ON YO ASS AND FLIP MY ****