The Writer's Café

I'll change the topic, have some fun facts about me.

-I am my school's official Grammar Nazi - I have a certificate.
-I am a bisexual teenage female.
-I have been diagnosed with Bipolar Syndrome, Asperger's Syndrome, severe ADD, and manic depression.
-I have helped a cow give birth.
-I have ridden a horse, and accidentally made it canter, and amazingly didn't fall off.
-I have a mild form of OCD.
-I have severe anxiety - yet continue to read CreepyPastas.
-I am mentally older than my dad.
-I am the tallest girl in my grade, being almost five feet and eight inches - and still haven't hit my growth spurt.
-I am well on my way to speaking fluent conversational sign language.
-I typically get around two or less hours of sleep per day, sometimes none - yet manage to function normally.
-I am known among my friends for coming up with the most obscene, insulting comments at perfect times, and tend to go off on lengthy rants when I get pissed off.
-I pushed my little brother down the stairs and laughed when I was six.
-I have a scar over my nose where a dog bit off most of the tip of my nose when I was three, the doctors managed to graft skin and stuff over a bit of flexible plastic there to make me a new nose-tip.
-I am very creative with my words, especially swears, often merging two curses and typically a pastry or other food item to insult someone.
-I taught myself how to do a cartwheel, backbend, frontflip, and handstand.
-I highly dislike the movie Con Air.
-I want to be a Mythbuster when I grow up.
-My favorite class in school is Computers - I'm so fast with the technology 75% of my time is just screwing around with Photoshop.
-I have failed a total of one class in my lifetime - third-grade PE.
-I'm currently taking college-level creative writing courses online, and excelling.
-People pay me money to mash to crappy songs together.
-I am a certified green-belt in Karate, and have a certificate that says I'm an orange-belt rank in both Sword, Bo, and Tombo.
-I'm commonly mistaken for a boy, and usually end up hanging out more with guys than girls, and having more male friends than female friends.
-I'm a lucid dreamer and I also get premonitions.
-I type an average of 86 WPM.


Plenty more, whee. Not gonna make a wall of text.
 
Moves Like Jagger is back!^^^
Also, Dave, I have trouble finding out which fun facts are correct, though I presume all or most aren't.

For one, I don't believe you're bisexual.
 
Suddenly muffin facts.

- I'm one of the highest ranking students in my grade (PSAT scores, not that GPA stuff)
- I've got a majestic blonde patch in my hair
- I've NOT been diagnosed with any sort of illness or crippling disability
- My real name is not Cheesemuffin
- I once played Chess using a store's giant chess set on display, where people watched through the window as me and my best friend played
- I am a heterosexual male (in case nobody knew)
- I am not physically social; most of my friendly interaction is through the Internet.
- I do better in the Maths and Sciences than in History and English (reading bores me)
- I am unemployed and living with my parents.
- My only sport is swimming, which I dislike severely because the teammates are morons.
- I didn't think this list through entirely.
- I was an engineering genius three years ago, and now I can't figure out how my 13 year old self made a cocking mechanism for a gun made out of Lego NXT blocks.
- My dad looks like Nigel Thornberry
- My mom does not look like Nigel Thornberry
 
Suddenly a wild Candi appeared

-I'm unsurprisingly inept at, like, everything?
-People don't like me. It's a thing
-I function at the lowest possible levels 97.4% of the time because I'm lazy and save it for a frenzied burst of typing at 3 AM
-My favorite classes are the ones where people leave me alone because I'm a prickly ass.
-Raising flowers is harder than it should be and you can't convince me that it's just my refusal to keep up with them.
-The only pet I have yet to kill is a pretty much self sufficient hamster
-I'm terrible at baking cookies.
-I'm like 90% sure I'm a flaming homosexual. I also really don't give a ****, so there's that.
-My ability to make pies is... surprising, given my track record with every other recipe ever.
-Vegetables are devilspawn.
-I took the hardest standardized tests and passed all of them flawlessly last year, however, I've pretty much broken testing and don't really care for it as a measure of my abilities because I test perfectly basically no matter what
-Making controversial arguments is possibly the only exciting thing I do all day.
-My planned Pokémon team is a UU/BL/RU walling team with a surprising amount of firepower, if that says anything about me.
-My godtier is the Seer of Void, if that means anything to any of you.
-I haven't been diagnosed with any mental illness, although I occasionally depend on meds for my asthma.
-This list is probably not the best thing to go off of because I change my mind. A lot.
-The only constant is that I am pretty much a jerk.
-I don't see why you would ever want to know any of this.
 
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