The Writer's Café

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Irin (01), Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Nah, just an old one
     
  2. Kat is my name o-o

    And yeah, like Taters said, it's a pretty sad, ******-up story.
     
  3. Finishing up the first chapter of a Rose piece, mostly just touchups. It's second person and it's fanfiction, so I'm.. pretty uncomfortable posting it here, ugh.
     
  4. Your name in real life isn't Kat.
    Also, I have no idea what you're talking about..
     
  5. Her name in real life is Rodney.
     
  6. I'll change the topic, have some fun facts about me.

    -I am my school's official Grammar Nazi - I have a certificate.
    -I am a bisexual teenage female.
    -I have been diagnosed with Bipolar Syndrome, Asperger's Syndrome, severe ADD, and manic depression.
    -I have helped a cow give birth.
    -I have ridden a horse, and accidentally made it canter, and amazingly didn't fall off.
    -I have a mild form of OCD.
    -I have severe anxiety - yet continue to read CreepyPastas.
    -I am mentally older than my dad.
    -I am the tallest girl in my grade, being almost five feet and eight inches - and still haven't hit my growth spurt.
    -I am well on my way to speaking fluent conversational sign language.
    -I typically get around two or less hours of sleep per day, sometimes none - yet manage to function normally.
    -I am known among my friends for coming up with the most obscene, insulting comments at perfect times, and tend to go off on lengthy rants when I get pissed off.
    -I pushed my little brother down the stairs and laughed when I was six.
    -I have a scar over my nose where a dog bit off most of the tip of my nose when I was three, the doctors managed to graft skin and stuff over a bit of flexible plastic there to make me a new nose-tip.
    -I am very creative with my words, especially swears, often merging two curses and typically a pastry or other food item to insult someone.
    -I taught myself how to do a cartwheel, backbend, frontflip, and handstand.
    -I highly dislike the movie Con Air.
    -I want to be a Mythbuster when I grow up.
    -My favorite class in school is Computers - I'm so fast with the technology 75% of my time is just screwing around with Photoshop.
    -I have failed a total of one class in my lifetime - third-grade PE.
    -I'm currently taking college-level creative writing courses online, and excelling.
    -People pay me money to mash to crappy songs together.
    -I am a certified green-belt in Karate, and have a certificate that says I'm an orange-belt rank in both Sword, Bo, and Tombo.
    -I'm commonly mistaken for a boy, and usually end up hanging out more with guys than girls, and having more male friends than female friends.
    -I'm a lucid dreamer and I also get premonitions.
    -I type an average of 86 WPM.


    Plenty more, whee. Not gonna make a wall of text.
     
  7. "Sugar biscuits"
    - one of my friends favorite cusses that involve pastries.
     
  8. Fft, these are some classics.

    F***biscuit
    D*
     
  9. God damn, dropped le ipod and managed to hit send.
     
  10. Anywho.

    D*****muffin
    Craphandle
    S***donut
     
  11. Moves Like Jagger is back!^^^
    Also, Dave, I have trouble finding out which fun facts are correct, though I presume all or most aren't.

    For one, I don't believe you're bisexual.
     
  12. Phoenix, every single fact I listed is true.
     
  13. Christopher Lee made a symphonic metal album. YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
     
  14. I'm gonna go screw around on parp as cronus with bad pick-up lines. Bye~
     
  15. Pff, homestuck things.
     
  16. Well I sadstuck'd Smighter with my favorite DaveKat piece I wrote for some tumblr anon a while back. owo
     
  17. Suddenly muffin facts.

    - I'm one of the highest ranking students in my grade (PSAT scores, not that GPA stuff)
    - I've got a majestic blonde patch in my hair
    - I've NOT been diagnosed with any sort of illness or crippling disability
    - My real name is not Cheesemuffin
    - I once played Chess using a store's giant chess set on display, where people watched through the window as me and my best friend played
    - I am a heterosexual male (in case nobody knew)
    - I am not physically social; most of my friendly interaction is through the Internet.
    - I do better in the Maths and Sciences than in History and English (reading bores me)
    - I am unemployed and living with my parents.
    - My only sport is swimming, which I dislike severely because the teammates are morons.
    - I didn't think this list through entirely.
    - I was an engineering genius three years ago, and now I can't figure out how my 13 year old self made a cocking mechanism for a gun made out of Lego NXT blocks.
    - My dad looks like Nigel Thornberry
    - My mom does not look like Nigel Thornberry
     
  18. Suddenly a wild Candi appeared

    -I'm unsurprisingly inept at, like, everything?
    -People don't like me. It's a thing
    -I function at the lowest possible levels 97.4% of the time because I'm lazy and save it for a frenzied burst of typing at 3 AM
    -My favorite classes are the ones where people leave me alone because I'm a prickly ass.
    -Raising flowers is harder than it should be and you can't convince me that it's just my refusal to keep up with them.
    -The only pet I have yet to kill is a pretty much self sufficient hamster
    -I'm terrible at baking cookies.
    -I'm like 90% sure I'm a flaming homosexual. I also really don't give a ****, so there's that.
    -My ability to make pies is... surprising, given my track record with every other recipe ever.
    -Vegetables are devilspawn.
    -I took the hardest standardized tests and passed all of them flawlessly last year, however, I've pretty much broken testing and don't really care for it as a measure of my abilities because I test perfectly basically no matter what
    -Making controversial arguments is possibly the only exciting thing I do all day.
    -My planned Pokémon team is a UU/BL/RU walling team with a surprising amount of firepower, if that says anything about me.
    -My godtier is the Seer of Void, if that means anything to any of you.
    -I haven't been diagnosed with any mental illness, although I occasionally depend on meds for my asthma.
    -This list is probably not the best thing to go off of because I change my mind. A lot.
    -The only constant is that I am pretty much a jerk.
    -I don't see why you would ever want to know any of this.