The Writer's Café

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Dave Strider don't need no one but his bro.

haaaa that's totally a lie D. Strides is a dork

 

[cheesemuffin]

PC MASTER RACE REPRESENT!
I've put in more than a small amount of money into my custom machine. It's so powerful, it can run Planetside 2 on the highest settings (the ones you actually have to modify its UserOptions file for) at 120 FPS

It's so shiny.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

9 days until my 2 year KaWneversary. Hooray.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

And Phee, Dirk is my dorky bby >:[

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Troll nipples yo.

(I ship Dirk with everyone though like holy butts [except not Jane {I have no Jane ships ((love me some DirkRoxy though [[also Dirkjake]] because whoa))}])

 

[Bandersnatch]

Troll nipples are good in soup.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Ffft, trolls don't have nipples.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Well yeah but idk if boobage is censored so

*shrug*

 

[Bandersnatch]

They have nipples on their butts.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Baby trolls are literally a bunch of butt kissers. :3 Or butt suckers

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Nah baby trolls are grubs.

 

[Bandersnatch]

Grubs that feed on milk from the butt nipples.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

What.

 

[Bandersnatch]

The grubs suckle on butt nipples.

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

This is getting revolting.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

Eagle's fault

 

[-DaveStrider-]

Ok so you guys wanna go cry all over yourselves read the fanfic Loophole on AO3.

Trigger warnings include: cursing, sadstuck, bawl-your-*******-eyes-off sad sadstuck, au, and finally graphic descriptions of violence and mean Dr. Scratch.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

HAVE YOU READ UFUT.

LIKE

GODDAMN

LOOPHOLE IS A FANWORK OF THAT READ IT.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

I just

Baby Karkat

（≧∇≦）

 

[Lord_Taters]

The hell just happened