The Writer's Café

How do i write a story? O.O

 

Nothing your rusted evanescent wisps of a think-pan could handle in a thousand perigrees.

 

Taters gonna Tate

 

*slowly backs away from the situation*

 

...

 

:ugeek: I look like a writer right?

 

If you say so dollface.

 

Cookie.

 

Movies/TV Shows that are Zombie/Post Apocalyptic based, like The Walking Dead; make you enjoy and appreciate food so much more.
Books that are Post Apocalyptic (mainly P.A., but also Zombie), make you appreciate Canned food like a fresh slice of pizza.

 

Does anyone else wonder about everybody's love for zombies? It scares me a little.

 

I keep forgetting I may have accidentally jacked the neighbor's wifi so whenever I'm closer to their router than mine I'm always so upset when my stupid iPhone autoconnects to it upon reboot

 

Lol some drug company is gonna try to make humans immortal and end up making zombies -___-

 

Lol Hulk.
Candi, just go to the settings, and click "Forget Password"...

 

Okay you want to be happy go and google Pantskat

 

Okay, so I may have just eaten a Wagyu burger…

 

What's a wagyu burger

 

Hush paradox. Nobody wants to hear about your burgery adventures.

 

Yeah but it's just so convenient to have all of the neighbors' wifi as well as my own.

 

Very true, Phee.

 

Wagyu is a type of very expensive but very nice beef from Japan.

Tastes great but costs tons.