The Writer's Café

Dave Strider don't need no one but his bro.

haaaa that's totally a lie D. Strides is a dork

 

PC MASTER RACE REPRESENT!
I've put in more than a small amount of money into my custom machine. It's so powerful, it can run Planetside 2 on the highest settings (the ones you actually have to modify its UserOptions file for) at 120 FPS

It's so shiny.

 

9 days until my 2 year KaWneversary. Hooray.

 

And Phee, Dirk is my dorky bby >:[

 

Troll nipples yo.

(I ship Dirk with everyone though like holy butts [except not Jane {I have no Jane ships ((love me some DirkRoxy though [[also Dirkjake]] because whoa))}])

 

Troll nipples are good in soup.

 

Ffft, trolls don't have nipples.

 

Well yeah but idk if boobage is censored so

*shrug*

 

They have nipples on their butts.

 

Baby trolls are literally a bunch of butt kissers. :3 Or butt suckers

 

Nah baby trolls are grubs.

 

Grubs that feed on milk from the butt nipples.

 

What.

 

The grubs suckle on butt nipples.

 

This is getting revolting.

 

Eagle's fault

 

Ok so you guys wanna go cry all over yourselves read the fanfic Loophole on AO3.

Trigger warnings include: cursing, sadstuck, bawl-your-*******-eyes-off sad sadstuck, au, and finally graphic descriptions of violence and mean Dr. Scratch.

 

HAVE YOU READ UFUT.

LIKE

GODDAMN

LOOPHOLE IS A FANWORK OF THAT READ IT.

 

I just

Baby Karkat

（≧∇≦）

 

The hell just happened