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You think I'm a girl?

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Para-- I'm thinking we need to add more cliché and Mary Sueness. She needs to be the wimpy new girl, and her boyfriend needs to be pathetic and useless and popular, and they need to fall in love mushily and for no reason at all. Then he needs to die a gory death like previously stated, and she needs to throw an extreme pity party for like a day, and then get over it and 'fall in love' with another pathetic loser. Or the bad guy. Both are pretty cliché, IMO.
 
Well first he posts a picture on the forums and talks about how he stole and tried to eat a cops donut and that he likes donuts. Then later he posts on my wall that donuts suck Conspiracy much.
 
No, Facebook behavior much.

Anyway, I just started playing Dungeons and Dragons today. HOLY CRAP IT WAS FUN.

Four hours of the adventures of a drunk dwarf with false memories of a Soviet Union, a telepathic velociraptor with a top hat, several elves as clerics, a sociopathic gnome, a pyromancer ent, and a bard.

I swear this is true.
 
Choco, bad guy.
Has to be the bad guy even though she witnessed her pathetically useless boyfriend getting brutally murdered at the hands of the bad guy.
 
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