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Mmmmm. Dat small child....

 

It's actually my porch, lol. Y'all all getting kind of creepy.
I shouldn't have zipped the sweatshirt... It makes me look fat, while the most I've ever weighed is 108.4 lbs.

And that "fence" is kind of short, maybe 3 feet high. I can jump over a 4"10 or so fence, while I'm around 5"7. Though the drop from the apex of my jump is around ten feet. :/

 

Mexican?

 

What? Whose that to?

 

Who's*

 

Are you Mexican?

 

Yeah, Phoenix. You totally look fat. That buldge in your sweater definitely makes it look like you have a humungous belly, despite the rest of your body being thin.

FATSO.

 

No. I'm mid-teens.
That was because of my height? (Not trying to be racist here...)

 

I'm no fatso!

 

He's asking if you're mexican because you're good at jumping fences.

 

No, because you said you hop fences well.
My pic from like 2 years ago is on page 22 or something

 

When did I say I hop fences well? And what's that about page 22? What?

 

I'd stay away from missmelon if i were you, phoenix.

 

Ah, I see. But what correlation is their between being badass at vaulting and Mexicans?

 

MissMelon.
Jokes do not register in my cerebral cortex.

 

THEY HOP THE BORDER GODDAMN IT...

Lol

 

Even if she has funny stick figure pictures.

 

Over the head? No... That's too subtle for this one lolol