My best player is me.
Me has been a valiant player, participating in a few osw's.
Admittedly I lost them. But it's the participation that counts, right? Right?
I eat myself on a regular basis and have a list of people that I will farm once I'm big enough.
I am a cannibal, I regularly eat Chihuahuas.
As you have guessed, I am a Chihuahua.
This makes your mom into bestiality.
I constantly fail hit for the lols. I love making people waste money.
I'm pretty much inactive so that earns some kudos.
If I'm the best then I will quit trolling on another unnamed app, and searching for older people into younger people on pimd.
I was in ZAFT once too. They were boring though, so I quit.
I joined apoc, but they were boring too.
I joined rpl for a bit, but then realized most of the people are boring.
I made my own dead clan on purpose. That was the highlight of my career.
I got silenced on SMASH for calling Mods cowards and idiots. That was funny.
I introduced a load of people (about 20). But then there was a war between us, and only 3 were left. That was funny because I was the biggest and everyone bowed down to me like I was G_d.
I poop triangles.
I'm a Hansel with an attack build.
I'm running out of pointless stuff to write.
I warred with Ayiraa once. They joined my clan, so I was like "sick".
I found a seal.
I made an alt named after my favourite website. It got silenced for saying "hi".
I <3 scat.
I believe in the great work of the triangle god.
I believe in paganism.
I rekt someone so hard once that they still won't talk to me.
I am the guy from shrek is love.
I have a friend who is a cat, and we play tig, but he cheats by existing.
You were born.
My birth certificate is an apology from Durex.
Like most accidents, I was made on a motorway.
I long wish to be in Vault 69 (read up on it, it is a social experiment by Vault-Tec involving 999 women, and one man).
I wish for the Fallout plotline to happen.
I am the king of a micronation, and All-Mighty being of a religion.
I worship orange pips.
I stood on my puppy and killed it. Good thing I hadn't told anyone I had it.
My worst nightmare is a dystopian future in which, Nando's went into bankruptcy, and got replaced by Juando's. Juando's is not in the slightest bit cheeky.
I went to China once.
I touched a duck whilst I didn't have food in my hand.
I shot a pigeon with a double barreled shot gun, first shot.
I didn't bother trying to cook it up.
I went paintballing once, and got shot in the Gonads. I am now infertile.
My butt is hairier than a wooly mammoth.
My nose hair needs trimming.
I love nuggets.
Nuggets are. People with no limbs except the head.
I have never eaten a MacDonalds. I have had a few KFC. And a lots of Subways. Then it comes to Nando's...
