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-GoDKiNG_TROLL_MaCHiNE- said:Ancienne
Gg. Best playerxXxRPL_X-D_RPLxXx said:My best player is me.
Me has been a valiant player, participating in a few osw's.
Admittedly I lost them. But it's the participation that counts, right? Right?
I eat myself on a regular basis and have a list of people that I will farm once I'm big enough.
I am a cannibal, I regularly eat Chihuahuas.
As you have guessed, I am a Chihuahua.
This makes your mom into .
I constantly fail hit for the lols. I love making people waste money.
I'm pretty much inactive so that earns some kudos.
If I'm the best then I will quit trolling on another unnamed app, and searching for older people into younger people on pimd.
I was in ZAFT once too. They were boring though, so I quit.
I joined apoc, but they were boring too.
I joined rpl for a bit, but then realized most of the people are boring.
I made my own dead clan on purpose. That was the highlight of my career.
I got silenced on SMASH for calling Mods cowards and idiots. That was funny.
I introduced a load of people (about 20). But then there was a war between us, and only 3 were left. That was funny because I was the biggest and everyone bowed down to me like I was G_d.
I poop triangles.
I'm a Hansel with an attack build.
I'm running out of pointless stuff to write.
I warred with Ayiraa once. They joined my clan, so I was like "sick".
I found a seal.
I made an alt named after my favourite website. It got silenced for saying "hi".
I <3 scat.
I believe in the great work of the triangle god.
I believe in paganism.
I rekt someone so hard once that they still won't talk to me.
I am the guy from shrek is love.
I have a friend who is a cat, and we play tig, but he cheats by existing.
You were born.
My birth certificate is an apology from Durex.
Like most accidents, I was made on a motorway.
I long wish to be in Vault 69 (read up on it, it is a social experiment by Vault-Tec involving 999 women, and one man).
I wish for the Fallout plotline to happen.
I am the king of a micronation, and All-Mighty being of a religion.
I worship orange pips.
I stood on my puppy and killed it. Good thing I hadn't told anyone I had it.
My worst nightmare is a dystopian future in which, Nando's went into bankruptcy, and got replaced by Juando's. Juando's is not in the slightest bit cheeky.
I went to China once.
I touched a duck whilst I didn't have food in my hand.
I shot a pigeon with a double barreled shot gun, first shot.
I didn't bother trying to cook it up.
I went paintballing once, and got shot in the . I am now infertile.
My butt is hairier than a wooly mammoth.
My nose hair needs trimming.
I love nuggets.
Nuggets are. People with no limbs except the head.
I have never eaten a MacDonalds. I have had a few KFC. And a lots of Subways. Then it comes to Nando's...
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You took all of that right out of my mouth.Altitude said:Obvious generic answer; majesty. He was top of the 3 LBs, a mod, and founder (I believe) of TYR.
Not so obvious answer; I'd go with Laoda or Corinthian. The former being the main leader of a was-super power in KaW. The latter being the first mod and a role model for the kawmmunity.

Honestly? I could say 3 people...Midget-Lover____ said:So, I was reading an article about the best football franchise in history and it made me wonder about Kaw. Quite often I see threads about who is the best tracker or wc or best clan. But it made me wonder who is the best all around player in Kaw? Taking in every facet of the game( trading allies, wc, tk, planning strips, posting in forums, helping the community or just general good play.
Who would you say is the best and why?
I have proof, obtained via underwater Mission Impossible quest, that he has been recruited by North Korea as a tactician and hacker.Imitation-Cheese said:I'm gonna go with iProphet on this one. Sure, he burned out and left the game AFAIK, but he was cunning and calculating.
He was an expert at mechanics, recruiting, deception, and perhaps most importantly, politics. He had a hand in every corner of the game. Moles and alts everywhere. As far as I know, it was iProphet's legacy that started the KaW idea of calling yourself an alt of someone else. When iProphet was around, you never really knew who his alts were because his alts were on councils of many big war clans during his heyday. I think there was even a thread about his alts in which many of us proclaimed to be an iProphet alt.
He rose quick and burned out fast. Truly a guy who spent way too much time and money on this game. I wouldn't be surprised if he went bankrupt over KaW and sits begging on a street corner somewhere today.
Not that I wish him that fate, but that's how committed to this game he was. Always giving the devs hell. He was notorious for threatening ATA with lawsuits. He exposed some of the most infamous ATA scandals in KaW history and I don't think he gets enough credit for that.
He knew everything about everyone in this game. But he burned out quickly. I haven't heard a peep from him in years, but he did accomplish one of his biggest goals. He had a big hand in shaping this game politically and I'm not sure there are many people who are even aware of that.
I honestly can't think of anyone else who comes close.
Take a look at his wall. This was well before ZAFT fell. ZAFT was an impossible target when this post was made. It was sarcasm from the person who posted on his wall, but not sarcasm from iProphet.
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