The Writer's Café

[Bastion]

LOL I kinda gave up

 

[iGalaxy]

-walks up, cuts bastions throat, walks away-

 

[*Irin (01)]

Really? I liked the plot. I think you should stick with it.

New post of innocence going up now, if anyone is intrested.

 

[*Irin (01)]

Well then...this is going to make having a coversation with bast kinda difficult.

 

[Bastion]

*gurgles blood leaking from throat*

 

[*Irin (01)]

That's alittle...gross.

-turns away and chugs what's left of her wine-

 

[iGalaxy]

-walks up, runs bast through with a spear, fixes him with a sword, then walks away-

 

[*Irin (01)]

It's a bast-ka-bob!!

 

[iGalaxy]

-Grabs irin, kisses her, the runs her through with the spear sticking out of bast-

 

[*Irin (01)]

Dude! That ain't cool! That would've really hurt if I hadn't had so much wine.

-grabs spear and removes it, then takes out her sword-

 

[iGalaxy]

-Breaks the weapons, gives irin another kiss then runs her through with a rusty railroad spike-

 

[*Irin (01)]

...ow

could I get another wine?


You know what really sucks...I'm gonna have to clean all the blood up tomorrow...

 

[iGalaxy]

-Gets irin drunk then carries her upstairs, noises can be heard for about a hour-

 

[*Irin (01)]

The above never happened.


 

[*Irin (01)]

Plus, the café doesn't have an upstairs.

 

[iGalaxy]

Beheads irin and throws it in a lake

 

[*Irin (01)]

...thanks?

 

[mathew057]

Aww that was my fishing lake.....

 

[*Irin (01)]

And I didn't even get to finish my wine!

 

[iGalaxy]

Fixes mathew and throws them at urirns head