The Writer's Café

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Irin (01), Jul 20, 2010.

  1. LOL I kinda gave up
     
  2. -walks up, cuts bastions throat, walks away-
     
  3. Really? I liked the plot. I think you should stick with it.

    New post of innocence going up now, if anyone is intrested.
     
  4. Well then...this is going to make having a coversation with bast kinda difficult.
     
  5. *gurgles blood leaking from throat*
     
  6. That's alittle...gross.

    -turns away and chugs what's left of her wine-
     
  7. -walks up, runs bast through with a spear, fixes him with a sword, then walks away-
     
  8. It's a bast-ka-bob!!
     
  9. -Grabs irin, kisses her, the runs her through with the spear sticking out of bast-
     
  10. Dude! That ain't cool! That would've really hurt if I hadn't had so much wine.

    -grabs spear and removes it, then takes out her sword-
     
  11. -Breaks the weapons, gives irin another kiss then runs her through with a rusty railroad spike-
     
  12. ...ow

    could I get another wine?


    You know what really sucks...I'm gonna have to clean all the blood up tomorrow...
     
  13. -Gets irin drunk then carries her upstairs, noises can be heard for about a hour-
     
  14. The above never happened.
    
     
  15. Plus, the café doesn't have an upstairs.
     
  16. Beheads irin and throws it in a lake
     
  17. Aww that was my fishing lake.....
     
  18. And I didn't even get to finish my wine!
     
  19. Fixes mathew and throws them at urirns head