The Writer's Café

[Smighter89]

Oh and nine of the twenty three threads on the first page of Fan Fiction have anything to do with Fan Fiction.

 

[Lord_Taters]

First day of school and there's a test -_-

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

A welcome back exam? 3 plus 2...

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

I REGRET EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING

THIS STUPID

FREAKING

GAME

 

[RenamedPhoenix]

Read something.

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

MY COOKIES HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE

 

[Bandersnatch]

That's what you get for dipping them in toxic waste instead of milk!

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

T H E U N I V E R S E H A S T U R N E D I N T O C O O K I E D O U G H O N A M O L E C U L A R L E V E L

 

[Bandersnatch]

I ship Candycane and sentient cookie. :3

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

no bander

 

[Bandersnatch]

DDDD: Can I at least ship you with Rodney?

 

[-DaveStrider-]

no

 

[iNTeR_Candidus_MaSS]

M'palemate doesn't have a KaW

and my kinda-sorta-flushcrush, while adorable, most definitely doesn't have a KaW

so there

 

[-DaveStrider-]

my everything hurts ok

I never to any physical activity like ever so I'm badly out of shape. I went on an 11 mile bike ride, then swam in a river for four hours, then biked back.

 

[Bandersnatch]

I walked up a hill yesterday.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

You sir deserve a gold medal

 

[Bandersnatch]

It's a good thing I'm not modest.

 

[Smighter89]

I go on runs. Every so often, and I do other work out stuff that I feel self conscious about and will not disclose.

 

[-DaveStrider-]

God damnit smighter I'm bawling my eyes out again.

 

[Smighter89]

^ That's why I am changing the subject hopefully