The Writer's Café

I've never really been bothered by not being a perfect weight. o-o

 

I've never really been concerned with my physical being at all

 

So you're fat?
While skinny, I'm terribly out of shape.
I bike a lot, love to swim, run sometimes, and athletic stuff like parkour is my ****. Climbed to the top of a gazebo today, jumped off, rolled perfectly. Felt nothing, except my knee hitting the ground. My friend elect to me, jumped off, hit the forum hard, and fell over.
The gazebo was only 8 feet high, though.
I can vault over a 4"8-ish fence, and I'm only 5"6.

 

Hit the forum hard?

 

You know it, party all night. Hit the forum hard.

 

I don't party all night, I feels jam.

 

I prefer quiet social gatherings.

 

Things I plan to do: also known as my bucket list.

laughing because i said bucket

• Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar, eat in public.
• Go into Wallgreens and buy 100 rolls of toilet paper and explain it's taco night.
• Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
• Drive beside joggers blasting "The Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

More to come later.

 

I love the vanilla pudding - mayo jar one. I've been meaning to do that for a while

 

What about blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle in public?

 

Done it. People freaked.

 

I hear that's actually pretty dangerous.

 

Or milk in bleach bottle.

 

Banjo, I thoroughly cleaned the bottle first, and put on a washed and boiled spray head.

 

I heard it's still dangerous even after washing.

 

Better safe than sorry.

 

Oh well, I haven't died. Yet.

 

Don't make me worry. D:

 

Pfft, it's been a year and a half, I think I'm ok now.

 

I CAN'T

OPEN

THIS

STUPID

JAR