The Writer's Café

And this story was going to change EVERYTHING. I mean, it was going to be so awesome. But I took a crap on it instead.
 
First world problems ok

I'm 5'6", I weigh 86lbs. I eat like twenty bags of chips every day, and I eat like a freaking fatass, yet I never ever gain any weight.

Y U NO GAIN WEIGHT ;n;

Yet I still manage to have flubber, I don't understand.
 
Wow Dave.
I'm 15, weigh 112.8 pounds, and somewhere between 5"6-5"7.

Last year, I was around 93 pounds, and something like 5"1 or 2.
Currently I'm always hungry, and I seem to grow crazy fast. It's awesome.





I've always wanted my own companion cube...
“At the enrichment center, we believe a highly motivate test subject, can carry out most complex tasks, while enduring the most intense pain. If you don't make it through the testing, Goodbye.” -GLaDOS at Aperture Science.
 
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