The Writer's Café

The awkward moment when you're talking with a British accent to annoy your American friend and six hours later you've forgotten how to speak American.

 

What -___-

 

British?
That makes no sense, there is no BRITISH accent.

Is the accent Scottish, Gordie, Welsh, Southern, Yorkie, Cockney, Scauser? A mixture of all of them?
Be specific, because a British accent DOESN'T exist.

 

Really, cøckney is censored.

 

NOPE.

/STABS THE UPDATE

NOOOOOOOOPE.

 

People seem to think that people in Britain speak like a bunch of posh twits.

 

Dave stop being John

Dave you can't fly don't jump after the mayor

It'll be a heroic death you'll die forever

Dave no

 

actually Dave can fly

yeah

 

I really wish you two would stop needing out about a fandom I don't understand.

I feel lacking in knowledge and knowledge equals power.
I'm weak, I'm also having an identity crisis; double weakness!

 

Become a part of the fandom then.

HUSSIE ASDFGHJKL I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

WHEN TIME FLIES

 

OKAY BUT HE LOVES THE MAYOR SO MUCH IT'S SO ADORABLE THE MAYOR IS LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON HE HAS LEFT BRO IS DEAD JADE IS EVIL JOHN IS GONE AND HE JUST WANTS THE MAYOR TO BE HAPPY HE NEEDS THE MAYOR TO BE HAPPY SO BADLY THE MAYOR IS HIS PRECIOUS BABY AND IF YOU DON'T SHIP 'EM A HARD KIND OF PALE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE

 

Lol. Time flies. I would never have gotten that.

And wow Candi. Wow.

 

My eyes! They burn！

 

Paradox Diary entry number #1:
Choco's insanity has developed to a primal form of rage and incoherence.

Terminate if develops further.

 

Phee calm down. They are the best pale relationship ever ok

 

Sorry, I just... Mayor.

 

I'm saving up to buy Tab for a can town of my own c:

 

I killed TWC :C

 

Yes.

Yes you did.

 

Shhhhhhhh Smighter.