The Writer's Café

*Grabs a glass of writer's rum and retreats to my dark corner*

 

I like Iron...

 

Same...

 

it's good to be tolerated

 

*Pukes in the Rum again, then walks off again*

 

*drinks the pukey rum* well someone had too...

 

Irin you're back!

 

I am Writing a book called Battle Royale.I love it!

 

Oh God no.

Please stop, NOW. Before you see "14 year old shoves cyanide covered nails into eyes." in the news.

 

Would cyanide effect you if shoved into your eyes?

 

I'm considering posting a story I've been working on here.

But really, I'm not cut out to be an author. At least, not here.

 

not anywhere

 

Read my awesome bookd

 

It is done read now

 

...

I propose that d_bo go noob weeding. FF has become infested with quite a few.

Please, d_bo?

 

D_Bo shouldn't insult

 

Coldplay, I don't think you know how FamFiction works.

Your works are tiny little crapfests, terribly worded, boring uninteresting short pieces of ****.

Unless you are actually trying to get your ass forum-banned for spamming, stop making this crap. You and Koei and that other guy, Dama-whatever-the-hell obviously don't know how to ****-ing write, and "supporting eachother" Will not do anything in favor of your sorry spamming ass.

Reported to Belle again.

 

I just discovered I can actually write poems. Might post one here sometime

 

I'm a poet
And I didn't know it
I'm just too ******* dumb to show it

Look  I'm a poet too :lol:

 

Bravo Belle!
Please, do continue your quest to be the greatest poet EVAR!