:lol: These are awesome! I imagine your voice as a vintage noir type - smokey room - black and white - you're in a suit, and detective hat....and you're whispering, as to not offend the people that are not even there. Keep em going!
Dark haven. Unsurprisingly, a very dark character. Once again, Steven failed me, leaving me without a shred of information. I had decided to go to his Home, instead of him coming to me. It would be easier. Or so i thought. I knock three times on the heavy door. It swings open on the third. "Hello?" I ask, albeit vaguely into the dark interior. "Come in." Came the deep, bellowing voice. I step into the dimly lit hallway, and the door slammed behind me. Coincidently, my cigar extinguishes, as well. I see a chair at the end of the hall, so i walk toward it. Candles decorated the walls, as well as voodoo dolls, pinned to the wall. And one looked like a... Moose? The tall chair loomed in front of me. This man must be a giant! "Have a seat." Booms the voice. I do so, when the tall chair swivels, revealing a short, teenage emo. "Welcome, to my... Dark, haven." He chuckles in that deep voice. "What the...." I say, clutching my heart as though i would have an Acute CardioVascular Attack. "Ask." He commands "Yep." I say, regaining my senses. "So, what do you think of KaW?" "It is good." He says, nodding regally. "But it would be better if people took things less seriously." "Kay..." I say. "Coke or Pepsi?" "Coke is love. Coke is life." He replies. "What do you think of Acetown?" I ask. "Bah!" He yells. "A total noob." "What was the scariest moment in your life?" I ask. "I was once hunting for bengal tigers. I was in the forest, with my guide, when suddenly we saw one in front of us. I turned toward the guide, to get my gun, but he was gone, run away. Suddenly, the Tiger leapt toward me, with a mighty RAAAAARGH! I soiled myself." He says. "Well, anybody would have." I say. "No. Right now, when i said, "RAAAARGH!" He says. "Oh GOD!" I yell, covering my nose. "The hell?!" "I apologize." He says. Suddenly, i hear a voice from another room. "Dark? Are you in there?" "No!" He yells. "Leave me alone mom!" "Do you have the voice alterer on again?" She asks. Presses a button, then speaks, revealing a squeaky, pre-pubescent voice. "Coming mom!" He squeaks, running into the other room. "Are you wearing my eyeliner again?!" I hear her squeak. I excuse myself. Quickly. And then i go straight to the bar. Good god.