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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by XlVI_X_I_ZETHOR_I_X_IVlX, Sep 18, 2014.
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This is catching on. 5 people
In line. Dang.
I knew I shouldn't have mentioned that damned Moose.
me next :lol:
Sure. I have a couple others in line, but i will
Zeth I guess your his enemy too? He just walked out on you man... Dam lol
Bahahah!! Hilarious, love these posts. Keep them coming, Zeth!
Zeph... you have biscuits?
I opened my eyes, and the first thing i saw was a piece of bacon. Thick cut, extra crispy.
"The hell?" I asked. I stood up, and realized my office was surrounded with bacon.
I thought back, trying to remember what happened.
I walked into the room. Can anybody EVER leave my food cart alone? Armfuls of bacon. And i mean ARMFULS. She walked over, with Mount Bacon in her hands.
I sat and looked at the File. Nothing. The file had absolutely god damned nothing, but a strip of bacon.
"Dammit Steven!" I yelled to the Ceiling.
"Umm..." She begins. "Hi?"
"Oh." I say. "Hi."
"Ready?" She asks.
"Yup." I say. "So let's start with the question i ask everyone. What do you think of KaW?"
"I like it. The player base could be better, and i had a hard time in the beggining."
"Hmm." I say, scribbling a picture of an elk.
"How do you feel about slayerbob?" I ask.
"He's a good guy." She says, her eyes kinda dreamy. "He's my favorite mod."
"Kay..." I say, having a hard time drawing the antlers on the Elk.
"Coke, or Pepsi?" I ask.
"Neither." She says. "I hate 'em."
I sit down the pad, as the picture is impossible. It looks rather like a reeses monkey, wearing a powdered wig.
I begin pulling on a thread on my pants.
"So, if you eat bacon, is it technically cannibalism?" I ask.
"Yes. But i don't care." She laughs, a proud baconeer.
"Indeed..." I feel my chin, in an attempt to feel esteemed, and realize i need to shave.
"So, anything else?" She asks.
"Uh, i don't think so." I say. Then it all goes bad.
I accidently pull the thread too hard, and my pants unravel. What an excellent day to wear Pink underwear, no?
She squeals, i squeal, and then an armload of bacon hits me in the face.
So that's how. Well, i have had worse happen. I look down at the Pink Speedo.
"Ahhh, ****." I say.
Princess Bacon is part of a Cannibalistic side of KaW. The Porky side.
The breakfasty side. Truly.
Dark haven is next. I have to go to work.
:lol: thanks zeth love it