How to crack an omelette 

Let see what we have dug up today shall we. Sorry slightly serious wall of text.

How far into the world and kaw do the omelettes spread?
Are they the new world order as they claim?

The ultimate powerhouse that dictate our every play, both in kaw. And more shockingly in real life too.

The world as you know is controlled by a select elite few. One government to rule them all.
One government to unite them all.
But the question is who are they? And what do they want?


Now there are two main groups in the new world order ( no not the wcw hulk hogan lot, though that may be more entertaining)
Now the leading theory is that it is controlled by the rich elite. The Windsors, Rothchildsnand and Rockerfellers.

But as we know that's not true. It is indeed actually the omelettes that rule the world courtesy of their reptilian alien overlords.

Now as to why they operate in kaw in cells. This is to mirror their real life control network. Everything is compartmentalised, linked but with each member having limited access to knowledge of others responsibility, thus mitigating liability of the whole and giving plausible deniability to the entity as a whole.

Secret societies that are incorporated within the omelettes society are vast and wide reaching. Families such as the illuminati, the Vatican, the Jesuits, and the Freemasons, the zionists, and of course we cannot leave out the bilderberg group.

The higher level cells set up an agenda, that is then passed down and covertly implemented into everything from the banking system to governments world wide.
The bilderberg group and Freemasons are key in such factors. They include people from all walks of life from politicians to solicitors, bankers to tv executives that can control the media representation of what we are spoon fed on the news.
Ideals and even religious beliefs are controlled at key levels enticing conflict in a manner that suits their economic and social targets. Profit and a global reduction in population.

One of their biggest claims to fame is the subversive control of the United States.
Free and independent you may think?
Not at all. Actually the good old USA is controlled by non other than the British royal family since 1776. Recaptured in a financial war that left the states forever under the control of the monarchy and private enterprise.

The Rothchilds are the key defining factor in the creation of the federal reserve. ( that's for another day though. Other than that they control huge stakes in the banking field.
The Rockerfellers influence is the dumbing down of educational institutions and political representation. Only a select few are elected for a higher level of education and true enlightenment if they fit the bill so to speak and have proven historical ties and loyalty to the cause. And all of this at the behest of the omelettes.

Now you also have to factor in communism, socialism and fascism. All created by eggs desire to influence social structure and maintain people as if a herd into being complacent, easily led and influenced by popular hatred. This makes the masses easy to control and obedient. Chasing a certain set of goals and beliefs fed to them by a cult group since birth it's easy to see the influence at play.
Individuality is the absolute worst possible thing in the omelette plans of a hierarchy. A docile easily controlled herd is their main goal for their success and profit. Think of it as voluntary mass group slavery
Further evidenced by experiments such as the Montauk project.

The primary aim of the eggs is to keep the wrong sectors of the public dumbed down. And educate those who may benefit them. The less educated the resistance, the less effective they are.
Why do you think even in kaw no omelette offers free advice.
Because by controlling the flow of information they can control the playing field and affect their own game riding on the ignorance of others.
The eggs delight in poor school education and having the populace unknowingly governed by them.

Historical references to leading revolution and parties have been controlled by those same organisations who more recently backed the bush administration, and I doubt I need to say there that this is a pure case of perfection of modelling the previous principle as eggsplained. .

Food, work and livelihood will revolve around them conforming to the rules of the Omelette supreme world order, If they the people get out of line their resources will be turned off and they will be cut off from the world. Rebellion will be a sin and questioning your government will be punishable by imprisonment or even death.

A quote from the book 1984 is most fitting for such a scenario:

We are not content with negative obedience, nor even with the most abject submission. When finally you surrender to us, it must be of your own free will. We do not destroy the heretic because he resists us; so long as he resists us we never destroy him. We convert him, we capture his inner mind, we reshape him. We burn all evil and all illusion out of him; we bring him over to our side, not in appearance, but genuinely, heart and soul. We make him one of ourselves before we kill him. It is intolerable to us that an erroneous thought should exist anywhere in the world, however secret and powerless it may be. Even in the instance of death we cannot permit any deviation . . . we make the brain perfect before we blow it out.
George Orwell - 1984

This is the philosophy of the cult of omelette.
These are their goals.
Their ambition.
Their desire.
Their global domination plan.









Awwww bleep it. Who am I kidding?
Do you really think any egg is capable of that much thought?
This is all they are really capable of.










Sorry I know it's disturbing. But spy cameras show what they show 



Their ambition in life. Finding the bottom of the next glass and passing out in the street. Yup sign me up. For farming them at the very least

324 days left. Enjoy. 

 

I was threatened by an egg the other day





I nearly died laughing.

 

322 days left of learning how the omelettes continually make themselves look foolish whilst claiming they are structured and have superior tactics.

You see the omets structure based on the Aztec principles and beliefs. Are totally and utterly backwards. How.
Well lets give them 24 hours to research where they have gone wrong and eggsplain their boo boo. Otherwise I can always tell them whilst they scrape they egg off their faces again.

 

Ok so where did the omets go so wrong?
Why is their structure wrong?
And who is in charge. Well ask an omet and tepz isn't really a king. He is a figure head publicly. Odd thing for a deity to be. So he is a distraction. Well duh.



To understand their logic get drunk first.
Next their alliance structure or more lack of.
Well ask omet 1,2,3 who's in charge and they will say three.
3 you say. But he according to the Aztecs 3 is the least worthy.
Yep this role playing bunch of bunnies don't even know enough about their role playing kaw identity to know they have all their info ass faced.



And then there is the actual belief.
The bullying gameplay and association with drink partying and all the good stuff.
They are party style playboy/girl rabbits that are wild at heart and always drunk. Just see their recruitment thread. ( though actually they are quite boring).
The centzon tototchin would be so proud that this bunch of morons take an ancient belief turn it completely around and fail to comprehend the most basic meaning of the tales of the bunnies.



Sorry folks. They aren't party animals. They were a fairy tale to warn their young ( under 60) against the sins of drink and what happens usually whilst drunk ( crime and things that are against tou to mention) that death awaits all those who break this rule.
Yup drink outside of your own home when it's not a festival ( a once a year occasion for centzon followers ) then it was the death sentence. Even in your own home if you became unruly them you were for the chop.


Something like this. ( even I think the real deal is a little to gory for kaw )

Some of Tepoztecatl's esteemed rabbit-party-brothers were Texcatzonatl, Colhuatzincatl Macuiltochtli ("five-rabbit") and Ometotchtli ("two-rabbit"). Each rabbit was "numbered," and so their names actually meant "_-Rabbit." Weirdly, there is no "ONE-RABBIT," and if there was, he was most like the Biggest Kahuna of all!



 So their recruits run the show.
Well that eggsplains why they are so poor at this. None of them have a clue.
Guys and girls. Please remember. If you are going to role play. Have the slightest clue first as to what you are pretending to be. Rather than insulting an ancient civilisation that had more order in the little pinky of one of their babies, than your entire organisation put together.

Btw. Tepz. Thanks for still inviting me to join. But my new ally should give you a clue as to my answer.

 

Today's post is yesterdays. But out of respect to the barbaric acts of terrorism in france i did not feel the humour was appropriate..




Today a lighter note. So I come to forums with a heavy Heart.

For today the battle is over
The eggs defeated.



So why so sad about my victory ?
They met my simple demand and apologised, as instructed.
I have met so many new people and friends because of this eggstremely eggshaustive effort. Ok an eggsaggeration there maybe. They were as fun as oaf's can be.




But I am a man of my word so I must honour my ceasefire.



An alliance cracked publicly. And hopefully left laughing at themselves as much as I know I have laughed at them, and with a few of them.

I hope I leave this thread having made a few people see that no matter who the opponent, no matter the numbers. It's just a game and should be enjoyed as a game.

And that's why I come today with a heavy heart. For today the fun stops from me on this thread. My posts are done ( yes I know many are now thinking thank goodness ) but for myself this has been a hugely enjoyable time in kaw and lot more fun than non stop ebs and events.
To one and all. Happy kawing. "TDK" has left this thread.









( unless a silly egg breaks the cf in which case the year continues for that silly person and their king )

 

Ok so we all knew this would happen
Those dear loveable eggs just couldn't resist.
You have to give them credit though. This does provide cracking eggcitiment when there is nothing else to read in forums.

You see I think they do this to try and get all the chicks
Rabbits and chicks you say
Woaaah. We won't go there.

Sorry mods I won't yolk about that anymore.

Maybe we should stick to cream eggs instead. Or do you think they would just prefer if I goo away?

Now this is where tepz would tell me where he wants to put something, but c'mon tepz. You don't need to get over eggcited and crack out all your white yet.
I mean really I don't want to catch salmonella from you.

So my thanks to Ometjoe for gross stupidity. My thanks for tepz and his idiotic failure to realise what an ass I can be. And his total inability to control his egg soldiers. And my thanks for the continuing fun on kaw because the current target list have been excessively boring and I really needed this eggstra motivation to keep playing. 

 

I think it is fair to say

NO
I had thought I had eggscorized myself of the puns but alas I Eggscrete egg puns these days.
In fact my eggsperience seems to be eggspanding daily.
Don't worry though. I'm only going to continue for another 321 days planned. Unless tepz wants to apologise on my wall or his eggstrordinarily poorly behaved friend joe 

 

You know how people hunt these days for sport?
I was thinking of the poor endangered animals and feeling very sorry for them.

But it did make me think
Do the omelettes fear acts of poaching as well?

I personally would be worried about the risk of being poached if I were an egg. In fact you mayo say the risk is somewhat eggstreme.

Perhaps to avoid the risk they should try a bit of climbing.
Rising above the pressures of life and fresh mountain air would be great for them whilst they eggcercise.

I hear there is a lot of scrambling involved in such activities. Absolutely ideal one would imagine.

318 days to go.