They have inspired my best forum work to date I believe( except one thread) . Gotta love em for that
My thanks to my children for letting daddy play with their toys and the story they may be too young to play kaw. But they love laughing at the omelettes eggspense
This thread really CRACKED me up, it WHISKED me away to try to EGGcecute some Egg jokes. Hope I don't SCRAMBLE my brains In the process.
Well today has been very illuminating to say the least. Uneggspected but eggducational. You see before I just thought that omelette number one, was an idiot. Now however I realise the situation is far worse. Borrowing willy's couch. Sorry willy didn't think you would mind. I delved into the mind of omelette1. Now you will have to forgive the erratic nature of the interview as he was a rather disturbed little egg when he woke up on the wrong side of bed. Between the tirades that I would love to ss here ( but in all honesty the potty mouth nature of his messages would get me forum banned for life for posting them, so I will just ss a few ) I was able to garner some very clear values that this dear charming egg holds so dear to himself. First off. He is the most important person in the world. Yup it's a fact. Everyone is beneath him now this is nothing new. We knew that part. But it's the why? Now I could present all my clinical findings and present them clearly and boringly. But I'm not that cruel to the kawmunity, so I shall present the argument in terms That Freud could understand. This poor egg had to dig deep Hatred of women you say?? Why yes did you not realise? This poor man suffers greatly. His poor soul destroyed by the actions of a woman in his past. He now greatly hates all women and uses them as a source to insult women and enemies alike. Now how do we expect this to impact on his real life? Well from his own description his last meal with his wife went a lot like this. Yup we have a real man here. Now of course this is the clean cut version. Hopefully over the next 342 days his attitude may adjust. If not. What the heck. He's there for me to hit whenever I like.
Today we shall take a brief respite from yesterday's rather shocking revelation regarding a certain egg. Though be sure there is more to come on that front, unfortunately. In the meantime we shall start to take a look at tactics the eggs use. Now having visited friends today I took more incoming in the last day ( my respect to those who play the game properly. They are a blast on both sides ) than the omelettes all week. Now why could that be? Is it their superior tanking ability? This is the standard omelette tank. It has 17 gears 16 of which are reverse gears. And one forward gear in case they are attacked from the rear. It's armament you may notice is somewhat lacking. Equates in kaw tactics to brag and boast. Threaten with omelette alliance at first sign of trouble. Demand apology. Then after two days of target not agreeing to apologise on their wall Insert head up ones own self righteous Or maybe it's their eggceptional ability to blend in and camouflage themselves against potential threats? Well as we all know tracking barcodes is not that hard really. Especially on a pc. So maybe it's something else. Have they lost faith? Have they given up? Answers to these questions and more tomorrow. And don't forget. Only 341 days to go.
C'mon what do you think have they given up? Same old same old. Omelette1 has quit aside from distasteful pms, So now single mums and females as used in this context is an insult. How much more abuse is he going to hurl out? Can't win the argument much less war so threatens to have a player banned. Yup hero here. Well accused of slander I put it to you the kawmunity to decide First off I would like to point out that to slander someone. One must Lie about the actions or intent of a A Specific individually named real person. A nation A religion A business Omelettes real identity has not and will not be revealed. My identity as optimal chaos is neither a trademark nor a recognised legal entity in the eyes of the law. So on that front. Sorry bub I may mess with ya head but no laws broken. Now as to the subject of the alleged slander. I have stated clearly in my opinion ( which under the freedom of speech act I have the right to present my opinion as I see fit) that I believe op hates women. Why do I say this. Well as we saw his comments are abusive to women and use the context of being a woman to insult and belittle a player. Well as op is in an environment where many players are female and have equal right to be here and represented. I do hereby object to his use of the female of our species being used as an insult. It is just another example of his bullying of other players and why he is now in the mess he has found himself in. Now if you don't believe me ( and without evidence there is no reason you should ) let his own words be your evidence. Such a potty mouth. No sense of diplomacy. He has a perfectly easy way out of this war. Not my fault he cannot control his temper or his bigoted values. and he won't even answer those for some odd reason now? Can't imagine why that would be Cracking u dear the pressure I guess. His alliance. Well really would you defend him? They certainly don't want to. So the question.... What to do. Let him have back his freedom to resume playing? Should I force him to quit? ( have I asked him to yet?) Should I ruin his gameplay experience? Fighting in a war game yep that ruins it. Hmmm lets think of this for a moment.... Ok I'm done thinking about it. He is a butthurt bully that forced others to apologise on his wall. Clearly underlining that female used in this context is an insult. This demonstrating a clear and undeniable lack of respect So fair to say. Tough luck bud. I call em as I see them. You are a butthurt noob that bullies people online for your own amusement and run and cry when someone treats you how you treat others. Pucker up cos I'm here for the year. And as always you have two options. Man up and fight Or apologise on my wall for demanding a wall apology for two hits during a pvp event. An apology to the female populace of kaw would not go amiss either. But as that is not in the original demand. I stand by my word. 340 days of war to go. He can't handle the heat when it's on him. He won't apologise for his actions. So his loss. I have only one thing to say. Don't worry cupcake. Days to go.
So today. What to do today? Well one was recently thinking of the hobbits, or more to the point the dwarves. A once proud and noble race. Kind of makes you think of someone. Mayhaps the omelettes a once and noble alliance. Oh how times have changed though. From the great times of gloin and gimli when a noble race stood proud, and well not so tall. They dwindled over the years to what they are now. Seven men living in a one bedroom house together. Now I have to admit this part always did cause me some concern. But who am I to judge on lifestyle choices. We all know how they met some silly girl that ran off with the first real man she ever met. ( yup you know the tale right?) Those eggs will let just about anyone in. And we know how that ended right? Look I'm not saying I like the morality of the tale, but history is as history does. But the question always remained. What became of the once and former brave dwarven race. I should say about all of them. The sevens dwarves all taking a bath, and feeling happy. It's no surprise then, that he was the first to get depressed and commit suicide. So with him gone I decided to focus upon dopey. Denied the girl ( we know Han got her) he became a somewhat resentful dwarf ( a trait formerly reserved for grumpy. Deciding to spend the majority of his waking time trolling through the depths of Moirai's mountain caves. In search of treasure Scavenging 12 hours a day, 7 days a week in the darkest depths cut off from the light. Slowly with ever more desperation poor dopey lost hope and fell from the light clinging to the last ounce of gold His long sought after treasure in hand he waved the world a final goodbye. Or at least so we thought. For the last time I passed by the entrance to the caverns. A meek but rather silly sounding voice was singing out of the depths. Hi ho Hi ho It's off to work I go. With a bucket and spade And a hand grenade Hi ho Hi hooooo Now assuming he ever returns shhhhhh don't worry. I'm coming for you my precious
Well so far my little spy has not been found. Yes they thought they had him but nope. Still there Slowly but surely uncovering the plans to their network and secret organisation. The hq would be nice, if it weren't for all the moles living in the roots. See this psychology bit seems to elude a few. So, I shall be nice and give them a clue. As my children love the film I shall use frozen to send this message. Hans is the mirror in the ice queen Oh and just because my intel told me this. Just to ruin their childhood dreams. Peter Pan was an angel, that held the hands of children on their way to heaven ( never land ). The children never grow up, because they are dead. Well that sucks doesn't it. Another friendly thing I can blame on the omelette's.
I love that sketch. It's a shame you don't have that bunny on your side. Would do a better job than all of you combined. But I do understand your reluctance to fight. Honest I do