Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -AppleSauce-, Aug 31, 2016.

  1. Granted but there is a box of duplo that visits and haunts you every night


    I wish i could wake up tomorrow build complete 
     
  2. Granted but Donald Trump took your acc

    I wish for a world full of war and chaos
     
  3. Granted but you're never able to travel to this world as it is 10,000 light years away.

    I wish that another Heavy Metal movie is made.
     
  4. Granted but it has a rotten tomato percentage of 3

    I wish I was in a Steve Wilkos show
     

  5. Granted. DNA tests concludes you are the father to a 10 foot tall rabbit.



    I wish I had a car
     
  6. Granted, you're the new owner of the world's tiniest car

    I wish I never slept with Jessica Rabbit
     
  7. Granted, but she still bites your carrot.


    I wish Monday mornings started later
     
  8. Granted but you're always late dorwotk

    I wish Apple sauce becomes apple pie so I can eat him/her
     

  9. Granted. Im eaten and become a voice in your head. Also you aquire an applesauce addiction.


    I wish for a pet talking squirrel
     
  10. Granted, but all it does is swear and tell everyone everything you do when you're alone.


    I wish i could stump the Trump.
     
  11. Granted but Hillary stumped you

    I wish this addiction go away