Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Granted but it's already been eaten and regurgitated. Enjoy.

Wish I was a fly on the wall.

 

Granted, you're a fly on a wall in downtown Hiroshima in 1945.

I wish I had the power of time manipulation (slowing down/speeding up time for myself or for select things around me)

 

Granted, but it occasionally lags, gets stuck in slow mo, as you simultaneously have to relive your childbirth.

I wish Katy Perry liked short guys with giant bald heads.

 

Granted, but you grow 3 feet and grow a lush set of hair

I wish I could go back 3 years

 

Same as clinton foundation?

 

Granted, but then all your meat would taste of nothing.

I wish that I don't have to start school on Monday.

 

Granted, but then your mom puts you to do a complete house cleaning the whole Monday.

I wish... I was a famous Singer.

 

Granted but you're now Justin Bieber

I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but you are constantly hunted.

I wish I could 'remove' Donald Drumpff

 

Granted, but you can only type in binary.

 

Granted, but Sozin's Comet has arrived, and the fire nation is attacking you.

I wish I could grow trees out of my fingers.

 

Granted! But nobody will ever like the way that flavor tastes :lol:

I wish I had better connections.

 

Granted but that mango is a rotten mango!

I wish I am immortal in terms of aging!