Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Granted. But now when ever you touch your phone the battery dies.

I wish for more rum.

 

Granted but when you drink it I get drunk instead.

I wish I had an island.

 

Granted. But its a live volcanic island.

I wish I made the equivalent of what I earn in this game in real life money, without a tax audit or horrible conversion fee.

 

Granted. However shortly afterwards the global economy crashes and all currency is made useless.

I wish to be Spragga's lifepartner
#nohomo

 

Granted but you'll become bi instead

I wish I want to be president of the US

 

Granted but you're stuck doing desk jobs as a recruiter.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener.

 

Granted. But u will lose ur job.
I wish there is no math exam

 

Granted but you must take your English exam

I wish I married to a hot goth woman without consequences

 

Granted but all are Bill Cosby memes

I wish for a mansion to live

 

Granted, it gets robbed and burned to the ground and you have no home insurance

I wish the next person wouldn't corrupt my wish of getting free high fives

 

Granted but you lost your hand.
I wish Lucy Heartfilia and Erza Scarlet is my wife.

 

Granted but they took your money and did iced you

I wish I ruled the world with an iron fist

 

Granted, however that iron fist is literal and it's slowly infecting more and more of your body every day that you rule, at a rate of 5% of your total body mass per day. (This includes your nerves, so you'll be lugging around tons of iron connected to your skin and not be able to control it.) From the day that you stop ruling, your body mass will return to normal by 0.1% daily.

I wish my corruption above is turned into a writing prompt for someone and is posted here.

 

Granted but lose the ability to read.

I wish everyone liked me.

 

Granted but now you hate yourself

I wish I won the lottery and share some my winnings with the person posting after me

 

Granted, that person will also cause WW3 and mass deaths, and used the money that you gave him to kickstart the war.

I wish the guy above me has never won or will win a lottery.

 

Denied because you will hurt me

Wish Donald Trump drops out the election along with Hillary clinton

 

Granted but they become leaders of 2 separate middle eastern countries and start a new crusade against America.